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Dunchenman: Judge Gem saved us
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nophono_cares_fan: this ferret has autism
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jubille: nice selfie and nice dildo
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LapisLazuli: @nophono_cares_fan: the one on the left does
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LapisLazuli: @jubille: of course you show up to say this
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Dunchenman: @jubille:
GEEG
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jubille: @LapisLazuli: nice selfie and nice dildo
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LapisLazuli: @jubille: Its not a dildo its a nightstick
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Chud1: bbc's bbc is bigger than your dildo
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jubille: @LapisLazuli: nice selfie and nice nightstick-styled dildo
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LapisLazuli: @jubille: How do you even see it as a Dildo?
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emerald: @jubille: why do we still have the simplewiki if nobody can make new pages or edit existing ones
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Chud2: @LapisLazuli: because xe has one that looks like this
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jubille: @LapisLazuli: because we own one that looks like this
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Chud3: greedy personbille is a fartskin diddyblud ugly person who uses the 'ru as rule 34
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Chud4: ^germanic
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Chud5(1): Strap a greedy personbille to a cruise missile and launch it at a jimbo neighborhood
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Garf: @jubille: kek
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Chud6: @jubille: geeeg I thought that 2
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dap_chhuon: yeah this nightstick indeed looks like a fucking dildo. you should recolor it or something
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LapisLazuli: @Chud: Have none of you seen a nightstick before?
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Dunchenman: @LapisLazuli: Idk, I'm pretty sure a nightstick is black.
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BigWhiteCock: @nophono_cares_fan: TRUTH
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LapisLazuli: @Dunchenman:
I colored it this way because
1. I thought it looked cool
2. For some reason the color that comes to mind for the word SAGE is purple. I guess because it sounds like a magic spell.
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dap_chhuon: @LapisLazuli: maybe you should try making the nightstick black but overlaying an enchantment effect on it or something
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xerox: diddy killed by the S. S. ! Another classicle Victory for the national socialist party. ~ ( I'm not Branoon! I sware )
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LapisLazuli: @dap_chhuon: That's a good idea. Maybe in the comic he enchants it early on as it is already magenta on the 2nd page.
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Chud7(6): @dap_chhuon: bbcstick
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trevor: zapping all the rvspecials away
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FreakyJimbo: Judgegem
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LapisLazuli: Ironic how you guys said I would never be like Warrior-Z, and then you accuse me of being into a pink dildo exactly like you did for Z a few weeks back.
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LapisLazuli: Btw despite the last comment, im not trying to be the next Warrior-Z. Im trying to create my own identity that would be notable for things independent from any other nameflamboyant person.

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