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Uploader Chud,
Tags aryan attention_whore baby balding clothes deformed doll_(user) froot lust_provoking_image nate neutral nigger nuvariants quote soot soyjak_party soyteen text tranny variant:markiplier_soyjak
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nophono_cares_fan: geg
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greg: Gem albeit you should've used smug soyjak face since the original one is smug
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Thales:
>Nuvariant essentials:

>Froot

>Soot

>Doll

>Quote

>Indo-Aryan version

>African verson

>Caca version

>ugly person version

>And others!
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Chud1: @greg: the original one is a 4chad comic about lust provoking images
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H3K: I'm not a hater of nuvariants, I really am not, in fact, I find nuvariants to be very useful. But I'm tired of all the raisinty and pathetic excuses for "variants" that are raisinting up the 'catty (such as Vlodstein, Floweyjak, the storybotsjak, etc). I despise these dusty "variants" that BARELY meet the soyjak criteria, whether it be an awful forced fusionjak (and trust me, I usually like fusionjaks), or some specialy ugly personslop with a stubble and glasses edited in to say:
>LOOK GUYS, MY VARIANT IS HECKIN' IAS BECAUSE XHE HAS A STUBBLE AND GLASSES PLEASE VALIDATE MY TRANSGENDER IDENTITY AND NEOPRONOUNS!

Want to know what a good nuvariant looks like? Look at Blartjak, Mentaljak, Syndromejak, and Dumjaqcue (or Doomjak), these are all examples of gemmy nuvariants (or at the very least nuvariants with gemmy potential) that caught on organically.
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greg: @Chud: Maybe I'm thinking of a different one albeit
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greg: @H3K: True
>Sydromejak

>Gemmy

Meds
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Chud2: @H3K: Crimjak is also good
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dap_chhuon: @Chud: fuck no
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H3K: @greg: It's far better than Vlodstein.
@Chud: I find my own remake to be better personally, and hopefully my remake lets the nuvariant unlock its potential that it has hidden inside of it, most nuvariants have a little bit of potential.
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Chud3: @H3K: Vlodson is NAS so it shouldn't even be in the category of being a soyjak even with the copes Vlodflamboyant person tries to come up with
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H3K: @Chud:

FACT FLQQD!


Post #125071
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trevor:

GEG! THIS IS FUNNY!

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