AccountPostsCommentsHelpSystemTagsSoyBooru Guidesoyjak.party
AllMy FavoritesPopular PostsPopular by DayPopular by MonthPopular by YearRandom Post
Blotter updated: 12/06/25 Show/Hide Show All
  • 12/06/25 - Questions, complaints, or suggestions? Send them to mustard@soyjak.st or post in the complaint thread (soysneed is busy)
  • 11/29/25 - Soybooru happenings now have a wiki page. Click here to read.
  • 11/24/25 - DID YOU KNOW THAT: Optimized videos are easier to view and share? Learn bitrate control and don't export everything in 4k.
  • 11/20/25 - meta:pornographic_content and nsfw are not the same, please keep this in mind when tagging
  • 11/16/25 - variant:syndromejak is closing in to become the top nuvariant of 2025, say hi to the syndromejak immigrants

IP 216.73.216.222 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email soysneed@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.

See http://whatismyipaddress.com/dynamic-static for more information.

Contact the staff (be sure to include this message)

Advertisement
Image
main image
Uploader Chud,
Tags beanie blue_eyes blush clothes cute eyebrows eyelashes eyes_like_the_o-o-cean flower glasses hair heart holding_object looking_at_you millions_must_die necklace open_mouth plant ribbon soy soylent soylent_(cacao) soylent_bottle subvariant:pol_face text valentine variant:chudjak variant:soytan white_skin wholesome
Source
Unknown
Locked No
Rating IAS
Prev | Index | Next
Comments
- Reply
Chud1: I am an uglycel and Soytan will never want to be my girlfriend. That's why I am blackpilled as fuck an' shieettt, cuz Soytan doesn't want to touch my tiny pecker and i will never get to touch and sniff her vantawhite plump skibidi gemmy white girl bootycheeks. Can I get all the white and Asian girls that look like Soytan to fuck me please. Or will I be an uglycel mentalcel blackpilled as fuck and shieeet for life???
- Reply
Chud2: Antiswarthy above me
- Reply
Chud3(1): It is sunset, palm trees around him. Sits in his black BMW 328i coupe sipping a vaferret latte, as Soytan walks by... Guitars start strumming..

"Hey look at me! I'm sitting here sad and lonely, without, my Soytan, just a, leaking.. TBP... and I never wanna hear soytan say... That I have an gemmy boyfriend"

"And I, see the white girls, walking, along, one by one. And I Never wanna hear, that I have an gemmy boyfriend!"

"Tell me why, I'm stuck as a nooncel with rage, tell me why, I so need a cute Soytan my age, tell me why, I never wanna hear you say, I have an gemmy boyfriend"
- Reply
Chud4: @Chud: Isk
- Reply
Chud5(4): Idk*
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: Chud x Soytan >>> B_B_C_Ghast or me x Soytan
avatar
- Reply
PRIZINS: @Dunchenman: So youre chading yourself now?
avatar
- Reply
sloppyjakky: ^ noon
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: @PRIZINS: No, I just realize that I will never have a Soytan in my life and that she is not real.
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: But I can still ship her with Chud!
avatar
- Reply
dap_chhuon: ^ will this noon ever shut up
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: And I also wanted to clarify about the past comments, I see and saw that I made mistakes, I tried to make those comments with the intention of being funny or something, but in the end, it just made me look like a diddyferret. In the end, I will forever be remembered as a branniger 'etan lover
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: @dap_chhuon: what
avatar
- Reply
Hodo: @dap_chhuon: the moment he starts taking his meds or ropes
avatar
- Reply
dap_chhuon: @Dunchenman: will you ever move on and stop yapping about sloptran you dumbass niagarae
avatar
- Reply
dap_chhuon: @dap_chhuon: it's not even funny or annoying anymore, just straight up pathetic
avatar
- Reply
Dunchenman: @dap_chhuon: Never
- Reply
BigWhiteCock: FUCK SLOPTRAN, SLOPTRAN WNBAG
Commenting
Comment Formatting Options
Want to report a comment? Report the post itself with relevant details.
Advertisement