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Donkey: Imagine if Jimbo was white shrek: LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN *360 no scopes jimbrap the janny flamboyant person* homer: Marge... Did that just heckin happen? Doll: rape Jimbo's with pickaxes. DQNQLD TRVMP XIMSELF: lolwot get rekt m8 lee goldson: I just realized that pipol can post cheese in they head. Me: I too am in this post catter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BVLL FRICK!1!1!1! Shrek: *tips gamerhat* *drinks his mountain dew* get owned lil shart! Dumb fucking ugly person: ERM he was literally just living his best life ok you can't do that... because You just can't, ok? Cobson: what if Jimbo had a walkable Terry crews BBC on his head like a unicorn? Me: hol' up wait a minute. Donkey... That's no COBSON! THATS SPADESON! everybody: *asshole clenched* cobson: relax libtards it's just a joke. Everybody: thatwasacloseone.jpeg Jimbo:*gets revived by admin 6* AHAHAHHAHAH I AM A GAWD Shrek: I don't think I need me sniper for this one m8 *grabs Jimbo by the ancle* YLYL *starts bashing Jimbo into the pavement* *smokes fat blunt* kid named noon: OH BABY A TRIPPLE
OH NONONONONONONONONOON OH KEKEKEKEKEK
op didnt say ntb nrf so NEGATED
jimballs whats this...
best nickname award