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IP 216.73.216.15 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

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Chud1: Ascence is not even dust at this point at least include active nametoilets only
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Chud2: @Chud: I'm still here
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emerald: @Chud:
What do you think of the shroom
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TermiteSilva: @Chud: Post #139994

In Loving Memory Of Ascense.

Today we gather in the digital swamp to remember a man who could not be contained by one ban, nor by one lifetime of personal hygiene neglect. Ascense, also known in a past life as Joel,was a creature of pure forum grease. His words dripped with the same oily residue that clung to his keyboard. His legacy? Crumbs in the crevices, odor in the code, and a trail of shame so thick you could spread it on toast.
Let us bow our heads,but not too low, lest we catch a whiff.
He arrived in every thread like a mildew bloom, uninvited yet unstoppable. Mods struck him down, but he rose again, like a fungal infection in the shape of a man. Some called it "ban evasion." We called it "persistence through delusion." His profile picture was always a mystery, blurred not by pixels, but by the aura of his own dampness.
He posted. Oh, he posted. Every word a masterpiece of confusion, every sentence a war crime against grammar. His takes were so rancid that scientists considered using them as a renewable biofuel. When people told him to "touch grass," he did, and the grass died.
And yet... in a way, he made the site worse in the most memorable way. Like the smell of expired milk that lingers long after it's poured out, his presence remains a ghost haunting every "Banned User" list, a reminder that true embarrassment never dies, it just changes usernames.
So here's to you, Ascense/Joel, may your Wi-Fi forever disconnect, may your VPN forever betray you, and may your next reincarnation finally learn what "log off" means.
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nophono_cares_fan: @Chud: jannies ban evading
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Chud3(2): @emerald: Most of them hate me so bad
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Ariane_Yeong: @TermiteSilva: gem.
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Joel2: @TermiteSilva: Brimcoal
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Black_Watch: @Joel2: doctos
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TermiteSilva: @Joel2: Post #139994

In Loving Memory Of Ascense.

Today we gather in the digital swamp to remember a man who could not be contained by one ban, nor by one lifetime of personal hygiene neglect. Ascense, also known in a past life as Joel,was a creature of pure forum grease. His words dripped with the same oily residue that clung to his keyboard. His legacy? Crumbs in the crevices, odor in the code, and a trail of shame so thick you could spread it on toast.
Let us bow our heads,but not too low, lest we catch a whiff.
He arrived in every thread like a mildew bloom, uninvited yet unstoppable. Mods struck him down, but he rose again, like a fungal infection in the shape of a man. Some called it "ban evasion." We called it "persistence through delusion." His profile picture was always a mystery, blurred not by pixels, but by the aura of his own dampness.
He posted. Oh, he posted. Every word a masterpiece of confusion, every sentence a war crime against grammar. His takes were so rancid that scientists considered using them as a renewable biofuel. When people told him to "touch grass," he did, and the grass died.
And yet... in a way, he made the site worse in the most memorable way. Like the smell of expired milk that lingers long after it's poured out, his presence remains a ghost haunting every "Banned User" list, a reminder that true embarrassment never dies, it just changes usernames.
So here's to you, Ascense/Joel, may your Wi-Fi forever disconnect, may your VPN forever betray you, and may your next reincarnation finally learn what "log off" means.
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Joel2: @TermiteSilva: At least I don't goon to 'p like you Kernung
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TermiteSilva: @Joel2: y
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joariano: Post #139994
In Loving Memory Of Ascense.

Today we gather in the digital swamp to remember a man who could not be contained by one ban, nor by one lifetime of personal hygiene neglect. Ascense, also known in a past life as Joel,was a creature of pure forum grease.
His words dripped with the same oily residue that clung to his keyboard. His legacy? Crumbs in the crevices, odor in the code, and a trail of shame so thick you could spread it on toast.
Let us bow our heads,but not too low, lest we catch a whiff.
He arrived in every thread like a mildew bloom, uninvited yet unstoppable. Mods struck him down, but he rose again, like a fungal infection in the shape of a man. Some called it "ban evasion." We called it "persistence through delusion." His profile picture was always a mystery, blurred not by pixels, but by the aura of his own dampness.
He posted. Oh, he posted. Every word a masterpiece of confusion, every sentence a war crime against grammar. His takes were so rancid that scientists considered using them as a renewable biofuel. When people told him to "touch grass," he did, and the grass died.
And yet... in a way, he made the site worse in the most memorable way. Like the smell of expired milk that lingers long after it's poured out, his presence remains a ghost haunting every "Banned User" list, a reminder that true embarrassment never dies, it just changes usernames.
So here's to you, Ascense/Joel, may your Wi-Fi forever disconnect, may your VPN forever betray you, and may your next reincarnation finally learn what "log off" means.
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TermiteSilva: @Joel2: you pretended to not be joel,yet here you are,geg. Stop dragging a dead theory
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Joel2: @TermiteSilva: Even if you aren't Kernung you're still a raisinskin
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TermiteSilva: @Joel2: stay obssessed,this new account of yours will be banned in no time,but youll probably make a new one immediately after though,cause your whole life revolves around a bald men with glasses site,you crusty lipped lebanese noon GEG
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Joel2: @TermiteSilva: Jokes on you, I'm not actually Lebanese
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dap_chhuon: @Joel2: stay dead flamboyant person
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TermiteSilva: @Joel2: why did you make that specialed sad expression while taking that photo? Is it because you had to look at your own reflection?
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Joel2: @TermiteSilva: I'm not trying to look sad
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LapisLazuli: Ironically Joel was the only one in the image that I didn't have a full plan to put in the comic and has a good chance of not being there.
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jimbo: Interesting concept but i dont like the alicia of me
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TTDMachine5000: Good idea but rename the comic to SNCA the comic
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Xiuhcoyotl: Why am I not here? I want attention for sciences sake >:(
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LapisLazuli: @Xiuhcoyotl: Who are you?
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Xiuhcoyotl: @LapisLazuli: Aztechicano or ecstacy on the shroom
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LapisLazuli: @Xiuhcoyotl: Oh I've seen you.
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Xiuhcoyotl: @LapisLazuli: Yes, I'm a proud
MexicIndo-Aryan
 who kills fascist dune coon mongrel bigots, viva la raza! O algo...
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Chud4: JudgeGem and Toniylijani (Or however you spell that guy's name) are like Incrediboy Clones.
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Chud5: Any approvers active updoot my post
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Dunchenman: I don't look like this
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trevor: @Dunchenman: why are you back i thought you ACKed xourself
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Dunchenman: @trevor: My ACK was... greatly exaggerated
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Chud6: @Dunchenman: you do, diddyblud
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CuteFurryFemboyUWU: @Dunchenman: go ACK yourself noon
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Chud7: @Dunchenman: moooods ban evading
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SUPERNIGGA: @Dunchenman: ok who did you suck off to get unbanned?
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Dunchenman: @Chud: @CuteFurryFemboyUWU: @Chud: Feel free to keep raging on me
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CuteFurryFemboyUWU: @SUPERferret: he was never banned doe
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Dunchenman: @SUPERferret: I didn't suck anyone
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Dunchenman: @CuteFurryFemboyUWU: I was banned
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CuteFurryFemboyUWU: @Dunchenman: really? I never saw you crossed
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jimbo: @Dunchenman: why is your pfp a gravestone
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Dunchenman: @CuteFurryFemboyUWU: But for some reason my name was not grayed out
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Chud8(7): @CuteFurryFemboyUWU: Probably just got his account ghosted
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Dunchenman: @jimbo: It's because I was ACKed
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