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avatar PRIZINS - Reply
>Those who wear cologne
avatar Thales - Reply
noone looks like this
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@Thales: (You) look like this
avatar Chud1 - Reply
(((((@TTDMachine5000)))))
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@Chud: What did xhe mean by this
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Warrior Z wears cologne.
avatar trevor - Reply
that lapis guy has a weird homosexual obsession with him geggg
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@trevor: You could say xhe's his number one fan
avatar Chud3 - Reply
The Sh1tskinibles
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@trevor: nusois are just meatriders nowadays jsid
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
COAL PROVEN WRONG BY WARRIOR HIMSELF
comments judge_gem_(namefag) meta:namefags powerscaling variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) warrior-z_won youtube
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@TTDMachine5000: @LapisLazuli: Why are these two sluts arguing over who the 18 year old soybooru janny who's currently bedridden and recovering from a fucking heart surgery has to pay child support too?
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Chud: Cuz they need to know the truth. Also im not into him the way they paint me as.
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: What is it with this homosexual fucking toddler drama infesting the site every day? What moldy crack infested corner of the internet did you people come from?
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Chud: Im just arguing with someone.
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Man this site feels way different from when I last used it two years ago, it now feels like an object show countryball fandom discord server. Where did all the soyquotes and speechbubble spammers go?
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@Chud: truth bomb
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@Chud: There's a speech bubble in the post
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply

THIS IS REALLY YOUR BEST ATTEMPT AT POSTING SOMETHING AGAINST ME? YOU SERIOUSLY COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER EVEN IN THE MOMENTS IT MATTERS MOST? PATHETHIC CREEPS LIKE YOU ONLY END UP PROVING WHY I'M NEEDED HERE. JUST TO BRING A HIGHER GEM RATIO TO COMPARE TO THE COAL YOU FLOOD INTO THE 'RU. THE POST IM REPLYING TO IS COAL, THE POST REPSONDING IN OPPOSITION TO ME WILL BE COAL, THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THIS COMMENT BEING THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, PROVIDING A GEMMY BRAKE BETWEEN TWO COALY POSTS. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND WHO I AM?
comments judge_gem_(namefag) meta:namefags powerscaling variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) warrior-z_won youtube

I AM THE GEMS


I AM THE LAW


I AM... JUDGE GEM
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: SNCA arm award badge bald batman beard black_glasses blue_skin brown_skin closed_mouth evil eyes hand head hello_my_name_is_(sticker) iraq islam judge_gem_(namefag) kratos lapis_lazuli lapis_lazuli_(user) meta:namefags mouth mr_incredible norway nose open_eyes punisher_face queen_of_spades smile speech_bubble stubble subvariant:mexiaryan syndrome_(the_incredibles) taliban text_bubble the_incredibles thought_bubble transgender_flag variant:meximutt variant:syndromejak warrior-z_(user) white_eyes white_sclera yellow_eyes yellow_hair yellow_sclera
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@TTDMachine5000:

THIS IS REALLY YOUR BEST ATTEMPT AT POSTING SOMETHING AGAINST ME? YOU SERIOUSLY COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER EVEN IN THE MOMENTS IT MATTERS MOST? PATHETHIC CREEPS LIKE YOU ONLY END UP PROVING WHY I'M NEEDED HERE. JUST TO BRING A HIGHER GEM RATIO TO COMPARE TO THE COAL YOU FLOOD INTO THE 'RU. THE POST IM REPLYING TO IS COAL, THE POST REPSONDING IN OPPOSITION TO ME WILL BE COAL, THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THIS COMMENT BEING THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, PROVIDING A GEMMY BRAKE BETWEEN TWO COALY POSTS. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND WHO I AM?
comments judge_gem_(namefag) meta:namefags powerscaling variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak warrior-z_(user) warrior-z_won youtube

I AM THE GEMS


I AM THE LAW


I AM... JUDGE GEM
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
Also you can't even make a post using my actual self insert you instead use the one the Zoophile made before I even posted anything.
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: SNCA arm award badge bald batman beard black_glasses blue_skin brown_skin closed_mouth evil eyes hand head hello_my_name_is_(sticker) iraq islam judge_gem_(namefag) kratos lapis_lazuli lapis_lazuli_(user) meta:namefags mouth mr_incredible norway nose open_eyes punisher_face queen_of_spades smile speech_bubble stubble subvariant:mexiaryan syndrome_(the_incredibles) taliban text_bubble the_incredibles thought_bubble transgender_flag variant:meximutt variant:syndromejak warrior-z_(user) white_eyes white_sclera yellow_eyes yellow_hair yellow_sclera
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: SNCA
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@TTDMachine5000: nothingburger made this ack award flag:transgender_pride_flag hanging judge_gem_(namefag) lapenisnigger lapis_lazuli meta:namefags rope speech_bubble tranny variant:bernd
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: SNCA
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LapisLazuli: >tfw the only person who made OC for you was a zoophile
amphibian artist:conservativewaluigi blue_shirt coughing ext=mp4 frog kek laughing laughing_pepe nas:pepe nusoi nusoicaca pepe_the_frog red_background subnas:pepelaugh tear video
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@TTDMachine5000:
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@asstrophy: snopes proven false angry armor clothes gem helmet judge_dredd judge_gem_(namefag) lapis_lazuli lapis_lazuli_(user) lips looking_at_you meta:namefags nose subvariant:chudjak_front teeth uniform variant:chudjak visor white_background white_skin wrinkles
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LapisLazuli: ohnonono nusois are speechless just shut this 'cord server down already
amphibian animated blue_shirt ext=gif frog froglaugh green_skin kek kekking laughing nas:pepe pepe_the_frog subnas:peepo transparent_background
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: SNCA
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@asstrophy:
>Avoids replying to my response

>LOL NUSOIS SPEACHLESS
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: What am I supposed to be replying to?
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
>I know how to attentionwhore! Can you attentionwhore?

<Attentionwhore home buddy, i goon to 'p
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@StinkyWanger: Made me geg
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@TTDMachine5000: The other guy
avatar TTDMachine5000 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Meds
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@TTDMachine5000: I meant that comment was directed at Asstrophy, not you.
avatar bigsneed - Reply
>Fly home buddy, I wear cologne

Brutal
avatar beefsoup - Reply
^^^^mordvingemmy
avatar CuteFurryFemboyUWU - Reply
gegerald
avatar congo_aryan - Reply
jimbo
avatar Chud7 - Reply
incredible diamond
avatar Chud8 - Reply
trvthnvke
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
Predicted it award
avatar Chud9 - Reply
What did he know?
avatar H3K - Reply
Brootal.
avatar trevor - Reply
Fly home buddy, I work alone.
avatar jimbo - Reply
Fly home trevor, I wear cologne.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
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avatar beefsoup - Reply
@StinkyWanger: wise mordvin
gemmy
 words above me
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