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Tags ack ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe animated ascence_(user) brown_skin cap clothes dance esl flag:italy flag:nazi_germany flag:quebec_pride fnf_pedo full_body glasses hat meta:ai_generated meta:namefags mustache nose rope series:esl_pedo_league shitskin stubble subvariant:chudplier swastika sweating text variant:markiplier_soyjak video viggle yellow_sclera
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avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Chud: a schizophrenic raisinalian from Quebec notorious for necrobumping posts from years ago calling them coal, dust or spam. Accuses everyone he doesn't like of being latinx and replies with a ugly person speech bubble.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Dunchenman: copied and pasted it from the wiki award
avatar Olgol - Reply
Average fashie
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Obsessed nameflamboyant person brimstone
avatar Ascence - Reply
if I was white this would be accurate
@Olgol:
>my haters are antifa
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: the original video has an obese down syndrome special dancing though
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: my jak isn't obese or down syndrome though
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence: your jak isn't but you are
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan:
isn't the average iq in brazil like 81?
avatar dap - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: ascence_(user) ashoka_chakra brown_skin cap closed_mouth clothes esl eyebrows fact flag:india flag:quebec_pride glasses hand hat holding_object india looking_at_you meta:namefags mustache nose pointing quebec series:countryaryan_gem! sign stubble sweating text variant:cobson white_background wrinkles yellow_sclera
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: stop grooming brapzilian kids
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: i'm not grooming anyone unlike you do
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: I don't groom kids because I'm not a fat black brown cord ugly person like you
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence: only favela monkeys have below 90 iq, which is 10x smarter than ascense
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: quit projecting already
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country
>brazil average iq 93

>canada average iq 102

also you ARE a favela monkey, my iq is 118 btw
@dap_chhuon: projecting groomer colony cord noon
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: bunch of baseless claims made by a brown noon subhuman
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Ascence:
>brazil average iq 93
I think you got the wrong information
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence:
>my iq is 118 btw
Stephen hawking of
qvebec
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: you're best friends with milk on cord
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence: meds
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: my uncle lives in the same state stephen hawking is from (maine)
avatar Ascence - Reply
wait no I don't think he is I got confused
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence: useless information
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
>Stephen hawking is from maine

Smartest man in
qvebec
avatar Ascence - Reply
dap chhuon, milk and greg have their own discord server where they make coal slopjaks of me
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: ferret got confused by his own lies, geeeg
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: insane mental gymnastics
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: don't act like everyone can't tell
avatar HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN - Reply
yet another jimbo
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence: actual projection, you and your 'cordbuddies make coal slopjaks of us
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: I'm the only one who cares enough about you ugly people to make slopjaks of you, multiple people make slopjaks of me doe
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
@Ascence: GGEEEEEGGGGG ASS SCENTS SISSIES..... YOUR IQ IS 118? mine is 138 from a so called raisinhole
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@Ascence:
>'cord is when people hate on me
avatar Ascence - Reply
@Chudson88: lying favela monkey
avatar dap - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: ascence acts like a literal htsm
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: you look like htsm irl doe
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: no i don't
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: oh right I forgot, you have black hair not blonde
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: ferret you have literally the same skin tone as htsm, stop yapping already
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: I'm not a gypsy raisinskin like you doe
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
Ascence logic:
>RS is an hyperborean supersoldier ev&doe he's either a gypsy or a roach

>dap chhuon issa raisinskin because.... because I said so?!
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: romanian schizo is probably a white slav + dap chhuon is a raisinskin because gypsies are literally from india
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: i've shown you a picture of my hand, i literally have whiter skin than you, ferret come on already
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
Ascence you can't keep up with this lie dor much long
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: you look brown
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: *for
avatar Ascence - Reply
@nophono_cares_fan: of course the favela monkey comes as soon dap chhuon starts posting to defend xer cord bf
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
I think if things continue like this, Ascence will become the new jimbo geeeg
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: yet i'm still whiter than you https://files.catbox.moe/e7e5nx.jpg
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: no you're not
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
Ascence logic:
>I'm arguing in the cacabooru of who is the aerean ferretkilla ou quelque chose

>All my opponents including the shroom ugly people have been proven whiter then me...

>How should i cope?

>*Sharts*

>OH
I WILL JUST CALL THEM BROWN OR SAY THEY NEED MORE SUN LIGHT, BRILLIANT IDEA OF THE 118 IQ GENIUS
1
avatar Ascence - Reply
milk logic:
>I'm a brown macaco in muh favela

>see white italian posting on the ru

>
IMMA CALL IN MAH CORD BOYFRIEND TO HELP HATE ON HIM AND MAKE PEOPLE THINK HES BROWN OU ALGO
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
@Ascence: dap chhuon's hand is #D4CAC0, milk's is #B3A7A9 and yours is #AE978A
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
@Ascence: ferret you're vantabrap even under the light
avatar Ascence - Reply
@Chudson88: you're using the dark part of my hand to cherrypick
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
Ascence logic:
>Ummm why people don't like my comment spam gemmies?

>Why don't they like my 0 effort soyjaks?

>Why don't they like when i call then brown gypsysudacaspanish for not saying I'm 100% gemmy?

>[b]IT CAN ONLY BE DAAAAAAAAAA 'COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
[/b]
avatar Ascence - Reply
milk logic:
>ummmm why don't people like me and my cord friends ruining the ru?

>why don't they like my 0 effort soyjaks?

>why don't they like when I call them brown raisinalianquebecois for not saying I'm 100% gemmy

>
IT CAN ONLY BE DAAAAAAAAAAAAA ASCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Ha well memed
avatar Chud4 - Reply
>this thread

albania albert_(user) brown_skin flag:albania flag:italy flag:mexico italian_chad(user) italy italy_vs_mexico mexico namefags pointing satoko_houjou(user) soybooru spiderman variant:chudjak variant:meximutt white_skin
avatar dap - Reply
@Ascence: allah tier bait or clinically insane, call it
avatar Ascence - Reply
@dap_chhuon: I'm neither
avatar nophono_cares_fan - Reply
Ascence has schizophrenia
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