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cat: jimbo
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Chud1: slim jim bongo
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jimbo: jimbo
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OdessanBvll:
>noon instrument
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Admre: Never play the one shot bongos
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OdessanBvll: @OdessanBvll: oneshot congo
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Garf:
>toilet-g instrument
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jimbo: @Garf: meds toilet-g is not this keyed
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jimbo: nevermind im specialed and didnt read odessan's greentext lol
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Garf: nevermind im toilet-g and didnt read odessan's greentext lol
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jimbo: @Garf: trvke
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Toilet-G:
>Garf instrument
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Toilet-G: nevermind im Garf and didnt read odessan's greentext lol
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jimbo: nevermind im Toilet-CP and didnt read odessan's greentext lol
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Garf: @Toilet-G: toilet-fpe did you miss me papi chulo?
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Toilet-G: nevermind im jimbrap and didnt read odessan's greentext lol
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Toilet-G: @Garf: kiss yourself fpe diddy mutt
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Garf: @Toilet-G: mf youre trans lol
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jimbo: @Garf: kiss yourself Toilet-G Toilet-G Toilet-G
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Garf: Post #126574
bano-g es mi papi chulo
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jimbo: @Garf: bathroom-g
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Toilet-G: @jimbo: Im fpe? jimbo
@Garf: I dont enjoy gender-affirming ugly personslop
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Toilet-G: @Garf: noonbabble
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cirnocuck: never play the jimbongos at 3 am
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jimbo: @Toilet-G:
>if you're not talking in my sandnoon mudhut language it's noonbabble
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Chud2: the 'ru is so much better without you specials please just synau
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Toilet-G: @jimbo:
>English is sandnoon mudhut language
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Toilet-G: the 'ru is so much better without you jimbos please just synau
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jimbo: @Chud: cry me a river you crybaby fa ggot
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jimbo: the 'ru is so much better without you toilet-gs please just synau
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Garf: @jimbo: TUFF
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Garf: toilet-'ny please just lee me alon im begging you
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Garf: David Biscuits of Davestan
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Garf: Pero sigo siendo el rey
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Garf:
>fetish brimcoal..

>as if I look like anything like that!

>*BWOOOORP*

>idk why everyone thinks im a pooner lol they must be delulu

>fuck i shouldnt have eaten so much last night

>i need to brap all over the comment sections again

Post #137533
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cirnocuck: reasonable jimbo crashout
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: you're literally a third worlder raisinskin
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Chud3(2): @jimbo: atleast he's not a chronically online oneraisin diddyugly person
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jimbo: @Chud: explain to me how im chronically online, a diddy and a ugly person i'd love to hear it
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Toilet-G: Kek xhe's leaking, it's kino!
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Garf: I saw Toilet-G at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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jimbo: @cirnochad: the stupid homosexual site kept infinitely loading so i kept hitting post and then it raisin out 100 comments
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Garf: @cirnochad: the toilet-g site kept infinitely loading so i kept hitting post and then it toilet-g out 100 comments
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Chud4(2): @jimbo:
>EPID on a site with minors, probably has discord and does it there 24/7
>Is a jobless flamboyant person that spends his time online leaking at cacaGODS
>obsessed with a diddyloliugly person game and makes it his entire persomality
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Garf: @Chud: who gaf
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Chud5(2): @Garf: Post #127311
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jimbo: @Chud: none of these claims are factual lmao, go back to whatever discord you came from you homosexual brown leech. your lies mean nothing to me
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Toilet-G: I was grabbing a quick bite at McDonald's when I ran into Garf, and the sight honestly left me speechless. He was at the counter with this oddly serious look on his face, rattling off an order so massive the cashier had to pause and ask if he was joking. Burgers, nuggets, fries, shakes-it just kept going, like he was stocking up for a week-long survival trip. I walked over to say hi, but I couldn't help staring at the growing stack of trays being slid his way. It was equal parts impressive and concerning, and I couldn't tell if I should be proud of his commitment or worried about what he was about to put his body through.
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Chud6(2): @jimbo: Post #122859
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Toilet-G: @cirnochad: the garf garf site kept infinitely loading so i kept hitting post and then it garf out 100 comments
@cirnochad: Btw very keyed profile pic, expect a post relating to it soon
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jimbo: @Chud: Post #125148
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: Bro's GLAZING :skull:
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Chud7(2): @jimbo: Post #127311
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Toilet-G: @Chud: All of these claims are certified TRVTHNVKES fact checked by Snopes lmao, go forward to whatever soybooru you came from you straight white donor. Your trvths mean everything to you
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: oppositeflamboyant personging will not make you any less brown
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jimbo: @Chud: Post #125148
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Toilet-G: @jimbo: Well I got to respect other skibidi kino fans
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Toilet-G: @jimbo: sameGODDING vvill make me any more white
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: by glazing them...
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jimbo: @Toilet-G: ESL
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Chud8:
WE NEED TO STOP NOW THAT REDDIT USERS ARE DISCOVERING AND OVERUSING EVERYDAY MORE AND MORE ABOUT OUR WHOLESOMERINO SHARTY AND BOORU CULTURE, DOXX ALL THESE LURKERS
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1kxtluh/soyleft_jak_and_authright_chud_learn_shocking/?show
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Black_Watch: Oy das a watcherald, gem.
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jimbo: @Chud: oh naw
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Toilet-G: @jimbo: Evendoe EFL
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cirnocuck: @Toilet-G: i appreciate it but you really dont have to, i like being a literal who
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Toilet-G: @cirnochad: I meant about the profile pic that came from the episode 78 posters
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Yaoifag: Not brown and fat enough to be accurate
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cirnocuck: @Toilet-G: oh okay sorry for misunderstanding
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jimbo: [url=site://post/view/137666#c1061901]@Yaoiflamboyant person[/url]:
>yaoiflamboyant person

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Chud9: oh im a jimbochad
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jimbo: oh im a jimbochad
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TermiteSilva: @jimbo:

LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OF WHEN I LEFT THE COLONY WITH MY OTHER TERMITE FRIEND.
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----SO WE BENT THIS flamboyant person OVER AND STARTED FUCKING THE raisin OUT OF HIM UNTIL WE FUSED WITH HIS BODY AND WE STARTED WALKING AROUND WITH HIS INTESTINES ON OUR COCKS. DONT END UP LIKE THIS ferret! -GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
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jimbo: @TermiteSilva: your copypastas are lame and homosexual ferret
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Chud10: would it play Indo-Aryan beats or cockroaches screaming
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TermiteSilva: @jimbo: theyre not the best right now i need to make it longer
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jimbo: @TermiteSilva: give up
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jimbo: @Chud: Indo-Aryan beasts
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TermiteSilva: @jimbo:
>my name is jimbo and i say never give up! Because niko never gave up on becoming a real woman! Brap
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jimbo: @TermiteSilva: corny, im gonna make a devious ack of your self insert
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Chud11(2): @jimbo: you pmo, just ack already or get a job
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TermiteSilva: @jimbo: geg i cant wait to see it
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Chud12: @jimbo: better yet just make a bbw one like hansolo did geg
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