Garf: I saw Toilet-G at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
jimbo: @Chud: none of these claims are factual lmao, go back to whatever discord you came from you homosexual brown leech. your lies mean nothing to me
Toilet-G: I was grabbing a quick bite at McDonald's when I ran into Garf, and the sight honestly left me speechless. He was at the counter with this oddly serious look on his face, rattling off an order so massive the cashier had to pause and ask if he was joking. Burgers, nuggets, fries, shakes-it just kept going, like he was stocking up for a week-long survival trip. I walked over to say hi, but I couldn't help staring at the growing stack of trays being slid his way. It was equal parts impressive and concerning, and I couldn't tell if I should be proud of his commitment or worried about what he was about to put his body through.
Toilet-G: @cirnochad: the garf garf site kept infinitely loading so i kept hitting post and then it garf out 100 comments
@cirnochad: Btw very keyed profile pic, expect a post relating to it soon
Toilet-G: @Chud: All of these claims are certified TRVTHNVKES fact checked by Snopes lmao, go forward to whatever soybooru you came from you straight white donor. Your trvths mean everything to you
WE NEED TO STOP NOW THAT REDDIT USERS ARE DISCOVERING AND OVERUSING EVERYDAY MORE AND MORE ABOUT OUR WHOLESOMERINO SHARTY AND BOORU CULTURE, DOXX ALL THESE LURKERS
LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OF WHEN I LEFT THE COLONY WITH MY OTHER TERMITE FRIEND.
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THEN WE SAW THIS noonflamboyant person STANDING UNDER A TREE BUTT NAKED WITH HIS PANTS DOWN TO HIS ANKLES AS HE FINGERS HIS OWN ASSHOLE.
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-SO ME AND MY TERMITE FRIEND WALK UP TO THIS flamboyant person noonCOON. WE ASK HIM WHERE HE'S FROM AND HE SAYS IM FROM WYOMING OR SOMETHING.
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-SO WHILE WE'RE FUCKING OUR POCKETGINAS WE FEEL WE'RE NOT REALLY ENJOYING THEM ANYMORE. SO WE STOP USING THEM.
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-BUT WHILE WE LOOK AT THIS noonBOO WE GET HARD SO I GLANCE AT MY TERMITE FRIEND AND HE AUTOMATICALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
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----SO WE BENT THIS flamboyant person OVER AND STARTED FUCKING THE raisin OUT OF HIM UNTIL WE FUSED WITH HIS BODY AND WE STARTED WALKING AROUND WITH HIS INTESTINES ON OUR COCKS. DONT END UP LIKE THIS ferret! -GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
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bano-g es mi papi chulo
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@Garf: I dont enjoy gender-affirming ugly personslop
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He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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@cirnochad: Btw very keyed profile pic, expect a post relating to it soon
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lol
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LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OF WHEN I LEFT THE COLONY WITH MY OTHER TERMITE FRIEND.- - - - - - - - --WE WERE PEACEFULY WALKING ON OUR THIN BUGGY LEGS AND POCKET PUSSIES IN HAND CRACKING JOKES AND EATING WOOD AND TREE SAP. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - THEN WE SAW THIS noonflamboyant person STANDING UNDER A TREE BUTT NAKED WITH HIS PANTS DOWN TO HIS ANKLES AS HE FINGERS HIS OWN ASSHOLE. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -SO ME AND MY TERMITE FRIEND WALK UP TO THIS flamboyant person noonCOON. WE ASK HIM WHERE HE'S FROM AND HE SAYS IM FROM WYOMING OR SOMETHING.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -SO WHILE WE'RE FUCKING OUR POCKETGINAS WE FEEL WE'RE NOT REALLY ENJOYING THEM ANYMORE. SO WE STOP USING THEM.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -BUT WHILE WE LOOK AT THIS noonBOO WE GET HARD SO I GLANCE AT MY TERMITE FRIEND AND HE AUTOMATICALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ----SO WE BENT THIS flamboyant person OVER AND STARTED FUCKING THE raisin OUT OF HIM UNTIL WE FUSED WITH HIS BODY AND WE STARTED WALKING AROUND WITH HIS INTESTINES ON OUR COCKS. DONT END UP LIKE THIS ferret! -GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
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