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Chud1:
geg
 'zelligroaches do be like that doe
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Ascence: Collected in 4.756 seconds Accuracy: 93.46 percent
OP post statistics:
IP: 197.189.152.221 (Leribe, LS)
DNA test results: 60% Sesotho 20% Zulu 15% Xhosa 3% Dutch 2% English
Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: Tran/Ny
Testosterone: 41ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 140%
Melanin percentage: 99.99999999999%, as opposed to the Lesothoan average of 99.9999999%
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Chud2: @Ascence:
>Ascence is a zartynoon zelligdiddy

OH NO NO NO...
Post #116460
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Ascence: Post #49748
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dap_chhuon: @Chud: rare frog truthnuke
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Ascence: Post #49748
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Suznetsov: Collected in 4.756 seconds Accuracy: 93.46 percent
OP post statistics:
IP: 197.189.152.221 (Leribe, LS)
DNA test results: 100% gemmy
Gender: Straight Male
Pronouns: he / him
Testosterone: 800ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 0%
Melanin percentage: 0%, as opposed to the gemmy average of 0.1%
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Ascence: @Suznetsov:
>forgot to change the lesotho ip

>thinks 800 ng/dl testosterone is super high

issa fail
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Chud3: ^supports asexual rights
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Ascence: Post #49748
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asstrophy: Post #136971
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Ascence: Post #49748
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Chud4: @Ascence: i am bored so check the op's post statistics of this
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Chud5(3): @asstrophy: why are you lesbian
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asstrophy: @Chud: 3 upvotes and 1 downvote by ascense. 56 views.
@Chud: i was born that way
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Ascence: @asstrophy: we need to rangeban raisinskin countries/provinces from this site
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asstrophy: @Ascence: ban everything i dislike [gigachad]
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Ascence: @asstrophy: this but unironically
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asstrophy: @Ascence: Post #136053
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Chud6: Effort gem
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Chud7(6): @Ascence:
>we need to rangeban raisinskin countries/provinces from this site

>this but unironically

>self-inserting as chadold soyjak to express being heckin' sad

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Ascence: @Chud: fail
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Chud8(6):
>fail

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Chud9: @Chud: ferret :wilted_rose:
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Chud10(9): @Chud: what the fuck blud
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Chud11(9): @Chud: Post #133346
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Chud12(6): Fuggen comment formatting making mah clitte leek
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