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Ascence: the most fucking coalish jak ever
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Chud1: Xe saw the 'catty of the shardee
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Smoot: @Ascence: noon are you saying that femjanny is better than this?
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Ascence: @Smoot: that's not a soyjak
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Chud2: @Smoot: Xhe's an obsessed noon with raisin taste
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Ascence: @Chud: better taste than you
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Smoot: @Ascence: Post #136485 noon this is your second most recent post. i don't want to hear raisin about your taste in 'jaks
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Ascence: @Smoot: issa gem
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Smoot: @Ascence: issa big 'ol piece of coal
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Ascence: @Smoot: all your posts are just unfunny low effort brimcoal
>OMG I JUST TOOK HALF OF A SOYJAK THEN ADDED IT TO ANOTHER SOYJAK ISN'T THAT SO HECKIN FUNNERINOS?!?!?!

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Smoot: @Ascence: i make 'jaks to have fun and express myself, i don't care about effort since 'jaks are inherently low effort
>YOU HAVE TO SPEND J HOURS MAKING A SIMPLE 'JAK EDIT OR ELSE ITS FUGGIN COOOOOOOOAL!
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!1!

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Smoot: @Smoot: the thrembo symbol turned into a j for some reason
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Ascence: @Smoot:
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T POST 50 raisinTY UNFUNNY EDITS OF 2 HALVES OF SOYJAKS PUT TOGETHER

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Smoot: @Ascence: >IF I DONT LIKE IT THEN ITS FUGGIN' LOW EFFORT BRIMSTONE!!!
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Smoot: fuggin obsessed arrow didnt work
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Ascence: @Smoot: @Smoot: geg fail
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Smoot: @Ascence: fuck off you obsessed flamboyant person, none of your OC takes any creative liberties or is innovative in the slightest. its all just the same dusty templates that have been done a million times over
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Chud3: MFW the electric car grows eyes and thirty veins on the outside
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Ascence: @Smoot: how is
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"innovative and creative" in the slightest
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Smoot: @Ascence: i do admit have to admit that is a very coally 'jak but but at least it takes the slightest bit of creativity unlike
>OMG GUYS LOOK I MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW THE BROWN diddybludS GOON TO CP!
IM SO FUNNY AND CREATIVE
! ISNT THIS LIKE THE MOST GEMMIEST HECKING BASED 'TOSS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!?

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Ascence: @Smoot: that jak is actually funny because some random goyslop company posting "CP IS ON DISCORD" is funny, at least funnier than anything you've ever posted
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Smoot: @Ascence: that 'jak is the same or maybe even less funny than if you just posted the unedited image
>DOOD LIKE I MADE ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT HOW THE RANDOM BOOGEYMEN ALL GOON TO 'P AND ARE BROWN!
IM SO HILARIOUS
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Ascence: @Smoot: yet 5 people upvoted that while your jaks get no upvotes because no one likes your raisinty jaks besides you
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Smoot: @Ascence: >I HAVE MORE UPDOOTS THAN YOU THEREFORE IM RIGHT AND YOURE WRONG!
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Ascence: @Smoot: newugly person fail
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Smoot: @Ascence: i joined the booru 4 days ago, give me a break. also
>YOU MADE A FORMATTING MISTAKE THEREFORE IM RIGHT AND YOUR WRONG

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Ascence: @Smoot:
>I CAN'T SOYQUOTE BECAUSE I'M A specialED NEWugly person

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H3K: Wouldn't it be really funny if someone decided to start gigaquoting?
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Smoot: @Ascence:
>YOU HAVE TO HAVE BEEN USING THE 'RU FOR 6 GAZILLION YEARS OR ELSE YOUR A FUGGIN NUSOI

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hotdoghead: jimbo as a hammerhead shark
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Ascence: @Smoot: where's the lie
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Smoot: @Ascence: do you forfeit the soyduel now?
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Ascence:
>do you forfeit the soyduel now?

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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>joined less than a month ago


shut the fuck up nusoi
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Smoot: @Ascence: using HTSM might as well count as a failquote
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Ascence: @toniylijani: I LITERALLY PUT THIS IN MY BIO
I JOINED IN MID 2023 BUT HAVEN'T MADE AN ACCOUNT TIL NOW
@Smoot: cope raisinskin
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Smoot: @Ascence: ill have you know that i am 6 feet tall with blue eyes
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>i joined mid 2023!!!111


nusoi cope.
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Ascence: @toniylijani: I'm probably older than you finnish raisinskin
@Smoot: cap
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>i is fuggen talla dan you oldflamboyant person

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Ascence: @toniylijani: I'm 6'2 you're probably a manlet chink diddy ugly person
finland will never be white btw
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>FUGGEN FINLUND WIL NEVAR BE WAHIT LAIK US NUSOI BOIS

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Chud4: raisincoal
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Chud5(4):
>i do admit have to admit that is a very coally 'jak but but at least it takes the slightest bit of creativity unlike

>>OMG GUYS LOOK I MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW THE BROWN diddybludS GOON TO CP! IM SO FUNNY AND CREATIVE! ISNT THIS LIKE THE MOST GEMMIEST HECKING BASED 'TOSS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!?
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Chud6(4): flamboyant person
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Chud7(4): Defend noons more you coal noon
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toniylijani: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: sameugly person
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Ascence: Collected in 4.532 seconds Accuracy: 93.46 percent
@toniylijani comment statistics:
IP: 185.112.82.235 (Helsinki, UU, FI)
DNA test results: 40% Mongolian 20% Gypsy 20% Sami 10% Swedish 5% Dravidian 5% Norwegian
Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: New/flamboyant person
Testosterone: 41ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 150%
Join date info: joined May 14, 2025 which is the same day xer account was created, due to severe mental specialation xhe may project xer newflamboyant persongery on others
Fact checked by Snopes v
Fact checked by timesofisrael.com v @toniylijani:
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>dis ferret a newflamboyant person evendoe I joined 30 days ago!
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Ascence: @toniylijani: how many times have I told you when I actually joined flamboyant person
and I in fact can prove I joined in mid 2023
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
shut up nusoicaca
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Ascence: @toniylijani: then when did you join projecting new ugly person
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
november 2023 to look at russo ukraine posts

nusoicaca below me btw
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cordtroon: user above is my cord ftm boyfriend nyaaaaa :3
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Ascence: @toniylijani: so I'm older than you, chink fail geg
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Chud8(3): how the fuck did a splicejak's comment section went from few to a argument
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
>joined 30 days ago
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toniylijani: @Chud: no clue i sometimes like to special wrestle the locals when i come here
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Ascence: @toniylijani: by your logic you joined 4 months ago because that's when your account was made
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toniylijani: @Ascence: still older than you, nusoi
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Ascence: @toniylijani: cope chink raisinskin spanish
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toniylijani: @Ascence:
ok nusoi go fetch me a beer
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Ascence: Post #49748
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toniylijani: @Ascence: Nobody mentioned ugly people or zoophilia therefore this is projection.
Simple 'as, another nusoi emberasses himself.
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Ascence: Post #49748
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toniylijani: My name isn't Ascense, maybe you'd like to try a different image, nusoi.
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Ascence: Post #49748
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Smoot: ^most projecting flamboyant person of all time above me
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toniylijani: Post #9884
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toniylijani: ferret MOVE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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Ascence: Post #49748
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Ascence: @toniylijani:
>xhe speech bubbled xer cord bf instead of me

failerald
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toniylijani: Post #9884
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Ascence: Post #49748
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toniylijani: Post #9884
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laroing_qon: kill toniylinoon lol
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toniylijani: @laroing_qon: Ban evading again garf?
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Ascence: Post #49748
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toniylijani: @Ascence: im garf?
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Ascence: @toniylijani: you're a raisinskin spanish chink like him so sure
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toniylijani: @Ascence: Not sure where you got spanish from considering they live nowhere near where asians do but go off I guess with those projections nusoi. I'm going to bed, have fun raisinflinging or whatever it is booru users do nowadays
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Ascence: @toniylijani: good night raisinskin newflamboyant person spanish chink
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