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Chud1:
AssScents SO FAT, when he tried to goon to mymy for the 666 googolplex time this week HE COULDN'T BECAUSE HE PECKER WAS TOO FAR AWAY
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Chud2(1):
AssScence SO FAT and SO BROWN, when he went to italy everyone thought he was a giant meatball AND TRIED EATING HIM
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Chud3(1):
Transcence SO FAT, when he went to utah he fell in the salt lake AND MADE THE WHOLE STATE DROWN
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Chud4(1):
Transass SO FAT, ferretra falls was creating WHEN HE TRIED CROSSING THE BORDER
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Chud5(1):
Soysneed SO STUPID, he wordfiltered "n.i.a.g.a.r.a" BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A FILTER BYPASS
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dap_chhuon: self-inserted as white again award
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dap_chhuon: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: giga
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austrian_chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: trve
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Chud6: I EAT BRICKS
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Chud7: @dap_chhuon: >self-inserted as white again award
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Chud8: @Chud: Log in brapscence
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Chud9(7):
>Log in brapscence

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Ascence: Collected in 4.523 seconds Accuracy: 90.41 percent
@Chud comment statistics:
IP: 173.175.148.189 (El Paso, TX, US)
DNA test results: 30% Indigenous, 25% Spanish, 20% Arab, 15% Black, 5% Berber, 5% German
Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: Sp/Ic
Testosterone: 20ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 150%
Melanin percentage: 98%, as opposed to the El Paso average statistics of 95%, DNA results suggest xhe has had literal raisin injected into xer vains
Fact checked by Snopes v
Fact checked by timesofisrael.com v
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austrian_chud:
>Collected in 4.523 seconds Accuracy: 90.41 percent

>IP: 173.175.148.189 (El Paso, TX, US)

>DNA test results: 30% Indigenous, 25% Spanish, 20% Arab, 15% Black, 5% Berber, 5% German

>Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM

>Pronouns: Sp/Ic

>Testosterone: 20ng/dl

>Body fat percentage: 150%

>Melanin percentage: 98%, as opposed to the El Paso average statistics of 95%, DNA results suggest xhe has had literal raisin injected into xer vains

>Fact checked by Snopes v

>Fact checked by timesofisrael.com v

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Ascence: Collected in 6.126 seconds Accuracy: 96.23 percent
@austrian_chud comment statistics:
IP: 213.208.157.36 (Vienna, AT)
DNA test results: 40% Arab 25% Turkic 25% Greek 5% greedy personish 5% Armenian
Gender: questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: Turk/Roach
Testosterone: 14ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 140%
Family history info: Ancestors migrated from Ankara, Turkey because they knew in Austria there would be more yt wimminz to rape
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Chud10(6): I EAT UMBRELLAS
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Ascence: I should be unbanned by now
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asstrophy: Lesotho won. Lesotho is Indo-Aryan. Lesotho is Germanic. Lesotho is White. Lesotho is the homeland of the White Indo-Aryan Race. Without Lesotho, there would be no Indo-Aryan race, no Mathematics, no Philosophy, no Literature and no Democracy. Copypaste this text in 5 breads to show your support for the most influential motherland of the best philosophers and Indo-Aryan warriors.
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Ascence: @asstrophy: obsessed raisinskin telling lies
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Chud11: @asstrophy:
Asscence lives in lesotho lulz
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Chud12(11): @Ascence:
>DNA test results

I am white gigaferret
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Ascence: @Chud: no my haters (nydl and cordugly person) do, I live in
QVEBEC
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Chud13(11): @Ascence:
>SAAAAARARRRRAAR4RRR NORMIE MY NUSOIHATERS (OR SOMETHING) DO, I LIVE IN INDIA CANADA SAAAR I WANT MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING AND MY FRANCE GIRLFRIEND O ALGO OBSESSED BRIMSTOME COAL ANTIMATTER SINGULARITIES SAAAAAAAA
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Ascence: @Chud: I get mad pussy unlike you incel
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Chud14(11): @Ascence:
>I get mad

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Ascence: @Chud:
>spanish esl woke up
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Chud15(11): @Ascence:
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>>Spanish esl woke up

take your meds I am not spanish
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Ascence: @Chud: I meant sp1c esl, it wordfilters for chudf4gs
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Chud16(11): @Ascence: Quebec is province of india
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Ascence: @Chud:
QVEBEC
 is a province of agartha albeit, also you meant to say "is a province" you esl mexican n1gger
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Chud17(11): @Ascence:
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Ascence: Post #134881
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Chud18(11): @Ascence:
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Chud19(11): Post #135043
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Chud20(11): Post #135043
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Chud21(11):
>QUEBEC IS WHITE AND I AM Indo-Aryan

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Ascence:
>UTAH IS WHITE AND I AM Indo-Aryan

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Chud22(11): QUEBEC IS A PROVINCE OF AGARTHA SAAR I AM WHITE O ALGO
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Ascence: @Chud: esl sp1c failed geg
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Chud23(11): Post #135043@Ascence:
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Chud24(11): Post #135043
==You will never be white[/thumb]
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Ascence: @Chud: tr00n sp1c can't stop failing GEG
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Chud25(11): Post #135043 ^
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Chud26(11):
>im white saar

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Ascence:
>im white ese

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Chud27(11):
>>im white ese

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Ascence:
>>>im white ese

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Chud28(11):
>>>>

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Ascence:
>>>>>

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Chud29(11):
>>>>>>

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Ascence:
>>>>>>>

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Chud30(11):
>>>>>>>>im white ese

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Ascence:
>>>>>>>>>im white ese

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Chud31(11):
>>>>>>>>>>im white saar

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asstrophy: @Chud: so ascense is Indo-Aryan then?
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Ascence:
>>>>>>>>>>>im white saar

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Ascence: @asstrophy: yes but lesotho isn't you cord noon
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Chud32(11): Post #130543
@asstrophy: ascence is lesothoIndo-Aryan
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Ascence: @Chud: actually I'm quebecoIndo-Aryan
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Chud33(11): @Ascence:
>actually im quebecoIndo-Aryan

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Ascence: @Chud: no problem with looking like that (even if I am NOT james)
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Chud34(11): Post #135043 ^^^
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Chud35(11): Post #135043
Quebec lost
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Ascence: Post #134881
utah lost
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Chud36(11): Post #135034
Quebec lost
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Ascence: @Chud:
>self inserts as brown

...
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Chud37(11): Post #135043 ^^^
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Chud38(11): Post #135043
hi Americanslayer
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Ascence: Post #134881
hi dap chhuon
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Chud39(11): Post #135043
Asscunte said to me that xe supports trans rights
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Ascence: Post #134881
dap chhuon came out as trans ftm to me
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Chud40(11): Post #135043
asscunte is brownie ni
gger
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Ascence: Post #134881
test
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Chud41(11): Post #135043
>test cuz I can't my own comment o algo
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Ascence: Post #134881
>I can't speak english cuz I'm a specialed mexican noon o algo
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Chud42(11): Post #135043 ^
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Chud43(11): Post #135043
obsessed brimstone
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Ascence: Post #134881
unoonested gemerald albeit
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Chud44(11): Post #135043
asscunte
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Ascence: Post #134881
Indo-Aryanscence
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Chud45(11): Post #135043
quebec lost, France won
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Ascence: Post #134881
quebec won, france won, utah lost, mexico lost
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Chud46(11): Post #135043
>quebec won, fr*nch won

Utah won, Mexico won
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Ascence: Post #134881
utah lost mexico lost
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Chud47(11): Post #135043
never happened
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Ascence: Post #134881
always happened albeit
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Chud48(11): Post #135043
obsessed brimestone
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Ascence: Post #134881
unoonested gemerald
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Chud49(11): Post #135043
>unoonested gemerald
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Ascence: Post #134881
>obsessed brimestone
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Chud50(11): Post #135043
>>unooested gemerald
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Ascence: Post #134881
quoted himself award
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Chud51: ^^2 LGBTQ+ activists infighting with each other
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Chud52: Post #135043 ^^^
I won
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Ascence: Post #134881
haha no
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Chud53(52): Post #135043 ^^^^^^
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Chud54(52): Post #135043
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Chud55(52): Post #135043
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Ascence: Post #134881
KEEP TAKING
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! QUEBEC WON, ITALY WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
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Chud56(52): Post #135043
braphogs nigers above me
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Ascence: Post #134881
esl spanish learn how to read
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Chud57(52): Post #135043
welcome back asscunte aka Americanslayer1776 or something
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Ascence: Post #134881
not imperator albeit
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Chud58(52): Post #135043
quebec is india
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Ascence: Post #134881
utah is india
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Chud59(52): Post #135884
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Ascence: @Chud:
>my haters are anti nazi

just shut it down geg
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Chud60(52): Post #135285
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Ascence: @Chud: no arrow or speech bubble xis
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Chud61(52): GEGGGG ascence finally brapped
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Chud62(52): @Ascence:
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Quebeccockroachsissesz this is your mindset
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Ascence: @Chud: meds what are you talking about
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Chud63(52): Post #135043
>Meds what are you talking about
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Ascence: Post #53418
>I don't like ass scents or something like that
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asstrophy: @Ascence: lesotho is white kiss yourself
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Ascence: ^ new nameflamboyant person you don't like alt just dropped
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asstrophy: @Ascence:
>tfw a raisinskin says something specialed

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Dunchenman: Post #136397
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Ascence:
FACT CHECK TIME
LESQTHQ
 is white?:
FALSE
^^EXICQ
 is white?:
FALSE
QVEBEC
 is white?:
TRVE
ITALY
 is white?:
TRVE
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asstrophy: @Ascence: kek keep seething at us mexicobvlls lol we are fucking white
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Ascence: nydl lost
I won
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Dunchenman: @Ascence:
FACT CHECK TIME
Brazil
 is White?:
TRVE
Mexico
 is White?:
TRVE
Portugal
 is White?:
FALSE
Spain
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FALSE
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Ascence: @Dunchenman:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-brazil-vvhite/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-mexicQ-vvhite/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-pQrtvgal-vvhite/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-spain-white/
fact check:
FALSE
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asstrophy: ive been to brazil, mexico, and lesotho and ive only ever seen white people there.
its bad in quebec, italy, portugal, and spain; its completely filled with smelly people and noon "refugees".
makes you think huh...
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Ascence: @asstrophy: probably because the lesothoans, mexicans and brazilians all moved to those countries
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Chud64: Another specialed country war award
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istandwithascence: Issa classic
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Chud65:
>Joined: 28 days ago

>Comments made: 2028, 71.0 per day

ferret just trying to get in the 'ki so hard geeeeeg
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Ascence: @Chud: I literally had to change my bio because of you flamboyant people kiss yourself
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Chud66(65): @Ascence: this only shows my power above you
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Ascence: @Chud: I could revert it if I wanted to but I don't feel like it because I'm not obsessed with random people online unlike you
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Chud67(65): @Ascence: ev&doe you're obsessed
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: boo hoo, sad little flamboyant person agreed on being a random literal who on the internet
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Ascence: @Chud: I'm not the one posting about a nameflamboyant person because he's whiter than me 24/7 like you
@dap_chhuon: cope attention whore raisinskin cord diddy ugly person
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Chud68(65): @Ascence: projection
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: holy clitty leakage
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Ascence:
REMINDER THAT EVERYONE WHO HATES ON ME IS A QAFE CORDnoon. DAP CHHUON IS A QAFE CORDnoon, MILK IS A QAFE CORDnoon, AUSTRALIAN chad IS A QAFE CORDnoon, GREG IS A QAFE CORDnoon. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM BECAUSE NO REAL TEEN HATES ON ITALIndo-AryanS
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milk_: In wich post ascense posted his IP just to "own da speecs", i want to test something
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Ascence: @milk_: what is it
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milk_: @Ascence: i want to see something
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Ascence:
>astrofene

>kernung

>terry

>joel

>froot

which nameflamboyant person am I an alt of again? I'm losing track
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Chud69: @Ascence: you're all of them at the same time
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greg: @Ascence: noon I have never been on dischad
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Ascence: @greg:
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