soymurai 'jak

Long ago in a distant imageboard, I, Goonclown, the discord account shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic gem stepped forth to oppose me

Before the final gem struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future nusharty where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the soot era past and undo the future that is Goonclown!