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Tags angry arm ascence_(user) award beard black_skin bloodshot_eyes brazil brown_skin buckteeth canada crying ear flag:brazil flag:quebec glasses greentext grey_skin hair hanged hanging holding_object italy meta:namefags meta:op_is_mindbroken_by_braziliaryans milk_(user) nigger open_mouth quebec queen_of_spades shitalian shitaly shitskinit skinny soyjak spade subvariant:brazilmutt text tranny troon unibrow variant:cobson variant:meximutt wordswordswords yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
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Ascence: meant to upload this yesterday but my power went out
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Alfietheboorufag: brazil is kinda like a tropical version of mexico
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Chud1: Literally who
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Ascence: @Chud: some random new nameflamboyant person who won't stop posting about me
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: Post #40472
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milk_: @Ascence:
>us quebecoIndo-AryanS can't even afford quality energy lol
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Ascence: @milk_: what areas in the us/canada don't have power outages?
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milk_: You really look like this
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milk_: @Ascence: the rich ones
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Chud2: @Ascence:
>the chicken stopped running in the hamster wheel that powers mi mudhut
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Ascence: @milk_: I may be middle class by canadian standards but I'd be upper class in brapzil
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Ascence: @Chud: third worlder projection geg
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PibeCounter: @Ascence: XDDDDDDD
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: like, what is even your excuse for having power outages in fucking canada? are you raisinnadians in a war or something?
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Chud3(2): @Ascence:
>unlike mi i live in 1st world country, kanida cuz mi indian parents immigrated here
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: same noon who got power outages in a supposedly "first-world" country
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Ascence: @Chud: my parents didn't immigrate here, my far ancestors did
@dap_chhuon: @dap_chhuon: even super rich cities like seattle and san francisco have power outages special
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence:
do "first-worlders" really?
Post #40472
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Ascence: @dap_chhuon: yes special I already explained literally everywhere has power outages
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Chud4: Holy autism, both countries are white no brazillian has that skin color
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Ascence: @Chud: thing is canada is 70% white while brazil is like 40%
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milk_: @Ascence: you're not part of the 70% percent
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Ascence: @milk_: I am doe
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: technically brapzil still has more normal people than canada due to it's much bigger population
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Ascence: @dap_chhuon: total population means nothing when you have per capita, you guys are like the specialed black nationalists on twitter who say raisin like "how come most diddybluds are white?" not realizing that's because most of the population is white
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: kill crackers and noons
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Chud5: reminder that P'arf and J3wishautismaward78 looks browner than this
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milk_: And that's a low effort coal
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Ascence: @milk_: like you put any more effort into your jaks
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Chud6: I gegged,
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milk_: @Ascence: at least I don't slap a raisinty beard made in 10 seconds on paint in someone else's OC
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Ascence: @milk_: I just added the beard and unibrow to make it sloppier geg
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milk_: @Ascence: it's not even sloppy it just looks low effort
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Ascence: @milk_: better than your jak geg
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milk_: @Ascence: ev&doe my jak looks exactly like you even the skin color
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Ascence: @milk_: my jak is more accurate of your skin color doe
also I'm not wearing an ascence hat or have a full beard in your jak therefore innacurate
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PibeCounter: @Ascence: I make better jaks than you btw
Post #134992
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Ascence: @PibeCounter: literal who character jak
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milk_: @Ascence:
>my jak is more accurate

I don't wear glasses, I don't have a beard neither am i black
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Brazilian_Chud: Who is that
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milk_: @PibeCounter:
FACT!
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Ascence: @milk_: I only added the glasses and the beard to make it ias since the originally wasn't really, also you are actually
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milk_: @Ascence: you already saw my skin I'm whiter than you
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Ascence: ^ no you just never go outside so you're grey-brown
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milk_:
>grey-brown

meds
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PibeCounter: @Ascence: elite crew counter strike 1.6
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Dzagir: low effort raisin
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Chud7: ^ offended
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Ascence: Collected in 4.891 seconds Accuracy: 91.42 percent
@Dzagir comment statistics:
IP: 172.56.224.74 (Birmingham, AL, US)
DNA test results: 55% Black, 30% Arab, 10% English, 4% Mexican 1% Irish
Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: Ne/Gro
Testosterone: 70ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 110%
Neopenis microflora: 120% higher bacteria found than in normal male penises, traces of Oestridae maggot feces found within neourethra User is suspected to have visited 12 transition surgery locations within the past month
Fact checked by Snopes v
Fact checked by timesofisrael.com v
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dap_chhuon: Post #135043
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Ascence: Collected in 5.891 seconds Accuracy: 94.12 percent
@dap_chhuon comment statistics:
IP: 65.132.165.41 (West Valley City, UT, US)
DNA test results: 25% Polynesian, 25% Indigenous, 20% Spanish, 15% Chinese, 10% English, 5% Black
Gender: Mormongender, formerly Demigirl
Pronouns: flamboyant person/Got
Testosterone: 67ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 140%
Religious beliefs: Trans Mormonism, a branch of Mormonism developed in West Valley City for Mexicans by Saint TotalnoonDeath aka Dap Chuuon
Fact checked by Snopes v
Fact checked by timesofisrael.com v
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dap_chhuon: @Ascence: Post #135043 ^^^insane levels of raisinalalalian-raisinnananadian mutt projection
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Ascence: Post #132143
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greg: raisinaly still lost and you still look like this:
Post #134983
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Ascence: @greg: no arrow geg
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milk_: @Ascence: fail he isn't mexican
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milk_: @Ascence: you still look like this
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Ascence: @milk_: I don't
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milk_: @Ascence: you do
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Ascence: @milk_: except I'm white and not a ugly person and don't kill myself
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milk_: @Ascence: you're brown you're a ugly person and you still didn't ack (unfortunately)
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Ascence: @milk_: I showed my hand I'm white, I'm male and straight and I'll never kms
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milk_: @Ascence: you showed your hand you're brown, so you're a pooner? That's explain the pink skin, you will kiss yourself some day
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Ascence: @milk_: no I had a dick at birth, also am I brown or pink?
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milk_: @Ascence: you're a noon
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Ascence: @milk_: isn't brazil like 13% noon while canada is 4% noon? also I've heard over half of brapzilians have noon dna
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milk_: @Ascence: Brazil is 9% noon
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Ascence: @milk_: and canada is only 4% noon geg
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milk_: @Ascence: the rest 96% is smelly person
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Ascence: @milk_: the rest of brazil is 91% spanish
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milk_: @Ascence: 91% lusitan and they're whither than you and the raisinhole you call home
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Ascence: @milk_: wtf is lusitan
>whither

esl
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milk_: @Ascence: lusitan is someone whiter than you, and it was a misspell ok?
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Ascence: @milk_: no one cares about your snca ethnicity, us white people think of you as spanish like mexico and raisingentina
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milk_: ^argentina, brazil and mexico are all whiter than chadbec
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Ascence: @milk_: except argentina is 36% white, brazil is 43% white, mexico is like 7% white (unironically) and quebec is 75% white
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milk_: @Ascence:
if quebec is 75% white you're not a part of it
if quebec is 100% white you're not a part of it
if quebec is 0% white you're a part of it
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Ascence: @milk_:
if quebec is 100% white I'm apart of it
if quebec is 75% white I'm apart of it
if quebec is 1% white I'm apart of it
if quebec is 0.0000000001% white I'm apart of it
if quebec is 0% white I moved
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milk_:
>quebec is 0% white

TRVKE
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Ascence: @milk_: guess my town got annexed by vermont then
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milk_: @Ascence: thanks for telling your location in chadbec it's easier to dox you
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Ascence: @milk_: like you'll ever truly dox me
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milk_: @Ascence: check out /raid/
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SNCA_WABAG: @Ascence: vermontIndo-AryanS... Your response
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Ascence: @milk_: I don't see any thread about me
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milk_: @Ascence: there will be
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Ascence: @milk_: lol whatever you say
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milk_: @Ascence: where do you live Sherbrooke? East Angus? Granby? Montreal?
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Ascence: @milk_: none of those, but I live in a smaller town right around the us/canada border
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milk_: @Ascence: thanks expect the 'zas to arrive in 30 minutes
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Ascence: @milk_: ok geg
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congo_aryan: jimbo holding a picture of garf
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Chud8: @congo_Indo-Aryan: Garf wqn keep raging
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congo_aryan: jimbo above me
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Chud9(8): @congo_Indo-Aryan: Keep. Raging.
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congo_aryan: jimbo above me again
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Dunchenman: Failed to represent the average
Brazilian
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Silberfisch: @Dunchenman: this is the average Brapzilian doe
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Dunchenman: @Silberfisch:
THIS
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BRAZILIAN
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Chud10: @Dunchenman: RGB:
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