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Ascence: Collected in 5.321 seconds Accuracy: 94.53 percent
OP post statistics:
IP: 73.26.125.207 (Albuquerque, NM, US)
DNA test results: 40% Indigenous 30% Spanish 15% Black 10% Arab 5% Australian Aboriginal
Gender: Questioning, possibly FtM
Pronouns: Ne/Gro
Testosterone: 33ng/dl
Body fat percentage: 140%
Melanin percentage: 99% as opposed to the New Mexican average of 95%
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Chud1: @Ascence: now do this one Post #120204
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