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avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
This might be more worse than brimstone
avatar Ascence - Reply
>washington 75% white

>oregon, califorferretnd arizona noons instead of spanish

I'm not even american and this map is specialed
avatar ayumu_kasuga_fan - Reply
>WHAT???? You didn't place heisenberg soy wojack in new mexico to make a reference to ABSOLUTE CINEMA tv series called "Breaking Bad"??????Heckin downvoted.
antenna big_forehead big_head glasses grin hand orange_eyes pointing reddit reddit_gold reddit_platinum reddit_silver reddit_wholesome redditard smile smug stubble template transparent_background variant:interjak vein
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
>Comment contains banned terms

angry bloodshot_eyes calm closed_mouth ear fume glasses ogre_ears red_skin smoke soyjak stretched_chin stubble subvariant:longplier sweating variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
wait why the fuck can't i reply?
is that bug happening again
avatar Chud1 - Reply
noon
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
looks like i can't reply to people in my own posts...maybe because of that new wordfilter that replaces flamboyant person with flamboyant person
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Upload the full version of jartycuuck vantablack hole
avatar Garf - Reply
inaccurate
avatar Garf - Reply
[url=site://post/view/133473#c1027654]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: meds now
avatar Chud3 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/133473#c1027654]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: fuck wordfilters
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Garf: If this comment redirects me to the "comment blocked" thingy, i'm gonna make a 'jak about it
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
oh wait it doesn't......i hope it's actually fixed
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
sorry if i got mad
avatar ayumu_kasuga_fan - Reply
oh im a Commentcontainsbannedterms chad,yes im a Commentcontainsbannedterms chad
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@ayumu_kasuga_fan: that moment when a SNCA "update" breaks the booru
avatar Chud4 - Reply
noonflamboyant persongreedy personugly personspecialsmelly peoplepanishferretlatinxsandnoongookchink
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Chud: the ultimate race (acording to the elites)
avatar Chud5 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/133473#c1027691]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: known colloquial as the raisinskin killer (I transheart using wordfiltered words)
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
anyways sorry for the raisinflinging, time to get to the RNCA Lore

somewhere in the year 2030, superportals to noonhell start opening up around the world along with a army of 50 billion noons ranging from gangsters to cybercoons.

California, Oregon and Arizona easily fell due to the overwhelming hordes while Nevada closed it's borders
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@ayumu_kasuga_fan: also sorry if i didn't add Heisenberg
avatar ayumu_kasuga_fan - Reply
[url=site://post/view/133473#c1027725]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: no problem, i was just joking
avatar Chud6 - Reply
18 jimbos
avatar Ascence - Reply
[url=site://post/view/133473#c1027704]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: oh
I thought this was supposed to be a serious ethnicity map
also what's with canadians everywhere
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Chud: is it true that 95% of chuds suffer from jimbo derangement syndrome
avatar Chud7 - Reply
That's a lot of antiswarthys
avatar Chud8 - Reply
So many jimbos in Oregon, California, and Arizona
avatar Chud9 - Reply
Madness cum
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Accurate map tho Americanmutts look like this
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Ascence: canadians started multiplying after their new goverment got rid of the streetraisinters
avatar Chud11 - Reply
Wyoming is a military base
avatar Emiliz - Reply
this happened
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Chud: because the amerimutts are gearing up to deal with the noon invasion
avatar Chud12 - Reply
Wtf is happening in south dakota award (also, north idaho is filled with national socialists or something)
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@Chud: there was a bug shortage in south dakota so the locals resorted to eating ugly people
and obsessed trees started growing in idaho
avatar gemseed - Reply
How are there noons and black holes there
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
@gemseed: someone opened a portal to noonhell
avatar Chud13 - Reply
California is literally 6% black. Y'all are just obsessed.
avatar Chud14 - Reply
@ayumu_kasuga_fan: the coalnime fan of course would6be raisinting on AmeriGOD Kino
avatar Chud15 - Reply
Northern New Mexico is inhabited by the descendants of Mexicans who were there before the US gained those territories
avatar Chud16 - Reply
@Chud: And Arizona is 5% black, Oregon is 3% black
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