Xer Nintendo Switch had an accurate 3d recreation of Jeffery Epsteins cell.

@PureAngloid: geg, thats why shepherd kills ghost too

Fuck that whore

Kill all women

^keyed. TSD

@Chud: marge what does the S stands for

oh nvm i'm specialed

@Chud:

>kill all wimin because I'm a tiny pecker having chudcel who can't breed

360 noscope that NAS brim

soytan is for noons

soytan is for jimbos

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SOYTAN TE AMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK!

RPGs on the rooftops soyteens

You are in the IDF and assigned a very special mission to snipe Soytan in the head for being noonstone. You pick up your CheyTac M200 Intervention sniper rifle and hop into the helicopter. You arrive at the mission zone and round the corner, ready to eliminate this noonhell spawn... You aim down the scope. You are confused... then horrified. Something is horrifically wrong.... you don't see her, just a pair of Snow White, supple gemmy bootycheeks hovering above a toilet. You snarl in anger..... "was this entire thing fucking bait!?" Suddenly you hear the voice of (a very attractive woman) Straining loudly. She lifts her back and head up and you see it's HER

?

? SHE'S trying to take a doodoo!?!?!?!?!?!? You are mortified as you watch a very Dark, Vantablack noon object began to crack open her gemmy bootyhole. Soytan strains super fucking loudly!!!! The Vantablack Gemerald hard gemmy lady doodoo is opening up her bum bum wider and wider. Suddenly a green stinky brap air is coming from the Vantablack dookie and you open your eyes in shock. Instantly your nose is assaulted by the Toxic radioactive stench. Your 2 centimeter clitty becomes Gemstone hard. Soytan is squeezing really hard causing her gemmy Femoid curves to flop and jiggle all over... Soytan screams so loud that your eardrums burst and all the earwax fires out of the sides and you go deaf from her straining. You prepare to pull the trigger. The 308 round crackles out of the barrel with a godly thunderclap. It strikes the surface of the Vantablack noonstone doodoo and ricochets, not even denting the dookie. It goes back to you and pierces your rock hard clitty. You drop your rifle and scream in silent agony. Soytan is so focused on doodooing that she notices nothing. The vantablack raisinskinstone squeezes from her ass.. the surfaces is so black and Antimatter it causes your Retinas to burn away. Suddenly you feel a horrific pain as Soytans Gemerald hard raisin pierces your chest like a spear and lifts you off the ground. Crimson blood spewing from your mouth as you vomit blood everywhere. The raisin bisects you and your lower half, legs included fall to the ground with your guts hanging out as Soytan continues to doodoo. Soon you are covered on all angles in Soytans dung and are crushed to death slowly. After you died, Soytan finishes and doesn't even know.

@Chud: not a single one of these copypastas are funny

@Chud: i think ur misunderstanding the point

SOYTAN IS WABAG

wait wtf happened to bb ghast?

@Chud: self-inserted as shoyta and got banned

@dap_chhuon: Tsmt he was negative energy anyway