gem

Brimstone

>the Brapzilian spanish was the first to post vlodson here

Kek

@Chud:
What the fuck is this flamboyant person talking

@Brazilian_Chud:

@emerald:
I don't understand the vlodson hate noon

@Brazilian_Chud:

@emerald:
kiss yourself flamboyant person

FORCED VARIANT AWARD

this brimmy variant is being forced by xitter branoons btw

Fuck you, twitter! If you're silly enough to make a social media account this weekend, you're a big enough goober to come to wetdry.world! Catgirls, Tim Sweeney epic, EEEEEEEEEEEE! If you think you're gonna find a cis straight person on the fediverse, you can pet my head! It's our belief that you're such a silly little fella, you'll migrate to this instance. GUARANTEED! If you find a better instance, Fediblock its silly ass. You heard us right, Fediblock its silly ass! Bring your computer, bring your girlfriend, bring your wii, we'll mod it. That's right, we'll mod your wii! Because at wetdry.world, your jailbroken six ways from sunday! Take a hike, to wet dry world, HOME OF CHALLENGE KISSING! That's right, CHALLENGE KISSING! "How does it work?" If you can kiss six catgirls in a row and not blush, you get free HRT. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll bonk your head off, only at wetdry.world. The only instance that tells you "I'm Tim Sweeney". Hurry up, eepyhead! This even ends the minute after you make an account, and it better not migrate or you're an extra silly goober. GO TO HELL! WETDRY.WORLD! Mastodon's homosexualest and most exclusive home of the nerdiest transgender catgirls this side of the fediverse. GUARANTEED.

@CrimsonVoidHydra1488: Snopes?

Does anyone else think of smallville Lex Luthor when they see this?

worst forced brimcoalmatter to ever grace the entire fucking soysphere

vlodson is a disgusting goblin from medieval age that was automatically asigned to slavery due to his disgusting face from the moment he was born, after spending 15 years in slavery he escapes to the woods from his master, he then spends the rest of his life with other raisinty poopsons in the braphogian moutains.

@Scoot: geg

this unsettles me

it was you...

ferret, did you actually link the thread instead of archiving it?

fuck this little ferret

i'm very sorry noons

@Brazilian_Chud: I mean you are not the creator, you just archived this so no need to

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0808-1227-44/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12539687.html

Here's an archive

The most gemmiest variant that has ever graced the soysphere.
What a miraclous gem.

@QuickSlaughter: Irony poisoned

@QuickSlaughter:

>The most gemmiest variant that has ever graced the soysphere.

>What a miraclous gem.

@QuickSlaughter:
TSMT