Chud¹: mickstone

Garf: unfunny coal

Chud²: @Garf:

Colorlesspy: GEEEEEEEEEEEG

Garf: @Colorlesspy: either you or mick made this

Chud³⁽²⁾: @Garf: Neither. Its me.

Colorlesspy: @Garf: no but i swear to clear my ups and downs once this raisin is over

Garf: @Chud: who are you creep

jimbo: diddyphilic brim

Chud⁴: Garfflamboyant people above me cuz I am sigma and I speak indian language

Chud⁵⁽⁴⁾: Garfflamboyant people above me cuz I am sigma and I speak indian language

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Chud⁶⁽¹⁾: @Chud: @Chud: hey mick

Chud⁷⁽²⁾: @Garf: The same anonflamboyant person who made turkwizard sorcery and gemerson hanging the greedy personishautismaward.

Chud⁸⁽⁴⁾: GARFflamboyant people ABOVE ME

antiswarthy: diddy slop

korg:

TVRKIndo-Aryan GEMERALD

Chud⁹: antiswarthy slop

Chud¹⁰: Garf when smelly personbo

Chud¹¹:

>New goonslop just dropped!

Chud¹²: someone post this on rule34

Chud¹³: @Chud: never antiswarthy

Chud¹⁴: Coal that killed the 'arty

H3K: @Chud: TSMT!

Chud¹⁵: spammed the ever living raisin out of this post on /soy/ award

Chud¹⁶⁽²⁾: @H3K: Typed this with one hand award.

H3K: @Chud: What the FUCK are you implying?

Chud¹⁷: @Chud: @H3K: He

came

Alfietheboorufag: @Garf: Garf. Please run the OP over with a tank

H3K: [url=site://post/view/126321#c940414]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: Do this.

Chud¹⁸⁽¹⁷⁾: [url=site://post/view/126321#c940414]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: @H3K: I have over 9999 hours in wart hunter so he can't do raisin.

Chud¹⁹: Darth Garfson...

Chud²⁰: @Chud:
Warrior-Z makes a better sith lord albeit

Chud²¹⁽¹⁹⁾: Supreme Chancellor Garfson is in his office. At the same time, 4 namejedi are approaching him. Warrior Z (Mace Windu), Jimbo (Kit Fisto), Antiswarthy (Agen Kolar) and Mick (Saesee Tiin). When they arrive, Chancellor Garfson is surprised.

>Master Z. I take it General Astrofene has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.

Master Z responds;

<In the name of the Obsessed Booru of the Soysphere, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

>Are you threatening me, Master Nameflamboyant person?

<The Booru will decide your fate.

(Garfson, now leaking hard)

>I am the Booru!

<Not yet!

Chud²²⁽¹⁹⁾: (Garfson stands up, as he pulls out a 'pastasaber of his own)

>It's treason, then.

Garfson lets out a huge brap of copypastas, distracting some of the namejedi due to lagging the site
Antiswarthy falls first, and then Mick follows. Now only 2 namejedi, Warrior Z and Jimbo are left.
Only a few seconds pass before Jimbo is cut down.
Now it's just Warrior Z and Garfson fighting.
At the same time, a valid Chudflamboyant person is approaching the office. He was the one who alerted Warrior Z of Chancellor Garfson's devious plans.
While Warrior Z and Garfson are fighting, they shatter the most amount of comments posted in an hour (they posted 10,000)
At the last moment, Warrior Z disarms Garfson, and adds his copypasta to a list of banned terms.

Chud²³⁽¹⁹⁾: Chudflamboyant person arrives, and he sees Warrior Z forcing Garfson to pack his luggage.

<You are under detention, my son!

>Chudflamboyant person! I told you it would come to this. I was right. The nameflamboyant persons are taking over!

<The oppression of the 'c0rd will never return! You have lost!

>No! No! You have lost!

Garfson raises his hands, and bolts of 'p shoot out. They are blocked by Z's 'pastasaber. Garfson is pushed back against the comment thread.

>He is a traitor, Chudflamboyant person!

<He's the traitor. Stop him!

Chud²⁴⁽¹⁹⁾:

>Don't let him ban me!

>I have the power to save the 'p you love! You must choose!

<Don't listen to him, Chudflamboyant person!

>Help me! Don't let him ban me! I can't hold on any longer! Ahhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhhh . . . ahhhhhhh . . .

Chud²⁵⁽¹⁹⁾: Warrior pushes Garfson out to the edge of the thread As the Namejedi moves closer, the 'p from Garfson's hands begin to arch back on him. The Chancellor's face begins to twist and distort. His eyes become red as he struggles to intensify his bait.

>I can't ... I give up. Help me. I am weak ... I am too weak.

<I am going to end this once and for all!

^He must stand trial!

<He has too much control of the Booru and the Schlog. He is too dangerous to be kept unbanned!

>I'm too weak. Don't ban me. Please.

^It is not the nameGOD way . . .

Z raises his sword to kill the Chancellor

Chud²⁶⁽¹⁹⁾:

^He must live...

>Please don't, please don't . . .

^I need him...

>Please don't...

^NOOOO!!!!

Chud²⁷⁽¹⁹⁾: Just as Z is about to slash Garfson, Chuflamboyant person steps in and cuts off the Namejedi's hand holding the 'pastasaber.
As Z stares at Chudflamboyant person in shock, Garfson springs to life.

>POWERR!

The full force of Garfson's powerful 'p spam blasts Z. He attempts to deflect them with his one good hand, but the slop is too great. As illegal rays engulf his account, he is flung out the thread and falls twenty pages to his ban.

>UNLIMITED POWER

!

His face has changed into a JartySIGMA. Chudflamboyant person looks on in horror. Garfson cackles.

Chud²⁸⁽¹⁹⁾: ^^^^ This all happened btw

Chud²⁹: Nermalite coal

Chud³⁰: I look like this and say this