In the first age, in the first battle, when the coals first lengthened, one stood, burned by the brims of booru, xis soul blistered by the baits of jassu and blacked beyond ascension. Xe chose the path of perpetual leaking. In xis ravenous hatred xe found no peace, and with boiling brap xe scoured the larp plans seeking vengeance against the 'sord lords who had wronged xim. Xe wore the crown of the namefag sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of xis pecker name xim the Warrior-Z.

In the first age, in the first battle, when the coals first lengthened, one stood, burned by the brims of booru, xis soul blistered by the baits of jass u and blacked beyond ascension. Xe chose the path of perpetual leaking. In xis ravenous hatred xe found no peace, and with boiling brap xe scoured the larp plans seeking vengeance against the 'sord lords who had wronged xim. Xe wore the crown of the namefag sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of xis pecker name xim the Warrior-Z.