a24kino: inb4

Chud¹: gem that made latinx tradcath groyper raisinskins seethe uncontrollably

Chud²: dajoos are all in denial that their holy books are actually about Jesus

korg:

>im gonna use the word greedy person constantly while talking about seemingly normal and harmless activities to own le christchads

Chud³⁽¹⁾: @korg:

>meeting weekly to discuss ancient semitic fairy tales and engage in cannibalism rituals.... LE NORMAL!

korg: @Chud:

>cannibalism rituals

noon what

Chud⁴⁽¹⁾: @korg: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucharist

korg: the eucharist (or communion whatever you want to call it) is more spiritual

Chud⁵⁽¹⁾: @korg: maybe if you're a baptist, but of the 2.4 billion christians on earth more than half are catholics and there are around 400 million eastern and oriental orthodox and lutherans. so the vast majority of the christians genuinely believe that they literally eat the body and drink the blood of a greedy person who died 2000 years ago

korg: @Chud: Cannibalism is typically a violent act aimed at consuming the physical body. The Eucharist is a sacrament of spiritual communion, where the bread and wine are believed to be transformed into the body and blood of Christ, not simply eaten as ordinary food.

Chud⁶⁽²⁾: @Chud: Christ is God in the flesh. He isn't a greedy person, because Judaism is a false religion.

korg: Plus, we Christians believe that Jesus is still alive
Cannibalism is a violent act of eating someone's dead body, instead Jesus is offering himself and nourishes the soul

jimbo: @korg: trvke

Chud⁷⁽¹⁾: @korg:

>psh, we're not insane schizos who think we're eating the body of a 2000 year old dead greedy person or anything. we believe that the 2000 year old dead greedy person we're eating is actually still alive!

Chud⁸⁽²⁾: @Chud: blud doesn't understand the difference between delusions and supernatural phenomena backed by evidence and credible testimony :skull:

korg: @Chud: not a schizo at all, multiple people saw Him rising from the dead and then ascending to heaven

Chud⁹⁽¹⁾: @Chud: the "evidence" in question:

>500

people saw him get raised from the dead! no we don't have any record of them testifying to it or even know their names but this 1 guy claimed there were 500 people there decades after the fact

korg: @Chud: although it doesn't give a list of 500 people, it mentions that the 12 Apostles and James saw Him

Chud¹⁰: Log in, Warrior-Z

Chud¹¹: @korg: all of them greedy people or brown

korg: @Chud: you're the brown one here

Chud¹²⁽¹¹⁾: @korg: geg leak harder clittycaca

a24kino: the only religion I think is foolish is mormonism, the excuses for no records being kept, especially for such a recent event, is really bad. They also believe that whoever the current president is can directly talk to god at will and is a prophet

Warrior-Z: @Chud:

Never posted this.

https://files.catbox.moe/wr5ay6.mov

Chud¹³: meh, its not all bad. at least for a while there they got sodomy outlawed

Chud¹⁴: Geeeg athiestcacas can't wrap their mind around the Eucharist

Chud¹⁵: Musmelly person Brimstone

Chud¹⁶: @Chud: Meds, Jesus practiced Judaism.