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Uploader Mick-,
Tags bug clothes disgusting flies fly hands_behind_head hat jartybug jimbo_(namefag) lice meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger series:esl_pedo_league social_distancing stink_lines stinky stubble subvariant:chudplier sweating tranny unibrow variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak yellow_sclera
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Chud1: antiswarthy likes oneshot?
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Chud2: antiswarthy
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Chud3: jimbo railing mick be like
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Mick-: Obsessed flamboyant person above me
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korg: mick selfie
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Chud4: @korg: this is mick's bull actually
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korg: @Chud: mick's BVLL*
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Mick-: @Chud:
@korg:
Samenoon
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Chud5(4): @Mick-: how many times did jimbo impregnate you?
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Chud6(1):
>@Chud:

>@korg:

>Samenoon

Post #121049
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Chud7: @Mick-: ^ built for big jimbo cock
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jimbo: LMAO MICK GOT SO MAD HE MADE THIS BRIN
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jimbo: BRIM*
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Chud8(4): @Chud: you mean tiny jimbo pecker? i didn't know that mick loved tiny georgian penises
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jimbo: @Mick-: Post #111116
@Chud: can you stop being so fucking homosexual ferret i do not like this flamboyant person
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Colorlesspy: built for each other
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Mick-: @Chud:
@Chud:
@Chud:
Post #64547
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jimbo: @Mick-: Post #111116
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Chud9(3):
OH MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
https://files.catbox.moe/h92zlt.png
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jimbo: @Chud: Genuinely kiss yourself.
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aidenator5: Jimbo is twitxx's alt acc btw
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aidenator5: @jimbo: get aids flamboyant person
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Chud10: someone make a mick-jimbo child just like they did with imperfene
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Colorlesspy: @Chud: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Mick-: @Chud:
@Chud:
raisinbo logged out to make people feel bad for xhim or a jassychad
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Jimbick: @Chud: I wonder who could be the child...
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Colorlesspy: @Jimbick: I feel sorry for whoever raped one of your parents
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Jimbick: @Colorlesspy: It's ok, I swear
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jimbo: @aidenator5: you go get aids flamboyant person
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Colorlesspy: @Jimbick: one cannot possibly be this mutted
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jimbo: @Jimbick: @Jimbick: oh my god dude can you fucking not
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Jimbick: @Colorlesspy: I mean, atleast I have some white genetics, better than nothing I guess
Also I sometimes hear weird noises coming from my parents' bedroom, what could they be doing?
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Mick-: @jimbo:
@Jimbick:
Samegreedy person
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Mickimbo: @Jimbick: me too bro, me too
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
You're literally Turkish GEGGG
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Colorlesspy: @Jimbick: they already did something
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Jimbick: @Colorlesspy: Well, both me and my bro Mickimbo had to come out of somewhere, eventho I thought as a child that a stork flew over and gifted me and my twin brother to Jimbo and Mick
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo:
>you're literally turk-AAAAACKK!
 Post #96761
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
Gooned your tiny roach pecker to that, eh?
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jimbo: @Mickimbo: @Jimbick: This shtick is actually grossing me out, stop shipping nameflamboyant persons.
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Colorlesspy:
>gooned your tiny roach pecker to thaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHH SAAAAAAAAAR SLOW DOWN
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
Kek, he's even writing fantasies about his goonslop. Actually embarrassing, tvrkroach excellence on full display.
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Chud11: @Colorlesspy: FUCKING SHOTT YOURSKEF noonnoonnoon IGGER IEHEBDHDIJEJS
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Jimbick: @jimbo: Why do you deny the existence of your children on this website?
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Colorlesspy:
>Kek, he's even writing fant- *hump* about his goon- *hump* Actually embarass- *hump* tvrkroaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR I TOLD YOU TO SLOW DOWN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Colorlesspy: @Chud: tell xim to stop first noon
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Mickimbo: @Jimbick: yeah, answer this jimbo (dad)
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jimbo: @Jimbick: I don't have children special.
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
Bro is actually gooning while writing this, just rope already.
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Chud12: @jimbo: you have mick doe
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Mickimbo: @jimbo: what about me and Jimbick?
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Slvt4BIBISI:
>Buck breaking the 'ru like havin fun.
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo:
>Bro is actua- *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* STOP PLEASE I CANNOT BREATHE
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jimbo: @Chud: Mick isn't my child.
@Mickimbo: You're mick and hairyferret's child.
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aidenator5: @Mickimbo: mickimbo and jimbick im sorry for one of your family members who died by getting raped by a eddiddy
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Jimbick: @Chud: Yeah, but Mick is his wife (A.K.A., my mom), not his child
Me and Mickimbo are his children that he refuses to acknowledge
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
I'm just gonna post the thumb and nothing else from now on so I don't have to see these homosexual fanfictions.
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Mick-: imagine being so obsessed that you make 2 sameflamboyant person accounts only to fool one of your 2 targets
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo:
>I'm just gonna pos- *xer girlcock explodes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Mickimbo: @Mick-: dammit, now my mom denies our existence too?
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jimbo: @Mick-: @Colorlesspy:
Post #37675
Both of you flamboyant people kill yourselves
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aidenator5: @Mickimbo: i had a blowjob with your mother
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Mickimbo: @aidenator5: fuck off, stop sexualizing my mom mick, are you in middle school or what?
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jimbo: @aidenator5: this ferret only joined 7 days ago and i already want him banned
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Slvt4BIBISI: @Mickimbo: Get one of the T girls on here to adopt you.
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aidenator5: @Mickimbo: im serious dude
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo: Post #118647
>Both of you flamboyant people kill yourselves, except for you Mick, my bvll, of course!
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
Funny because I never said that second part, specialed brown rodent.
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Jimbick: @Slvt4BIBISI: I just really wished that Mick and Jimbo stopped hiding our existence, in private, they recognize us as their children, but on this website, it's like they're ashamed of us
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aidenator5: @Jimbick: idk man grow up
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Mickimbo: @Jimbick: tsmt, i love my parents, but god, they really have to start treating us like real humans in public
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jimbo: @Jimbick: It's not as funny as you think it is
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo: Post #118647
>doesn't know what soyquoting is because xe's mindbroken by choking a lot of big schlogteen cock like a chimp noon flamboyant person
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Jimbick: @jimbo: Dad, this was never a joke, stop with the raisinty excuses
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aidenator5: @Jimbick: im actually your real dad though
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Mickimbo: @aidenator5: you're not our father, meds and sproke
NOW
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aidenator5: @Mickimbo: ferret i am
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
the only one choking on cock is you, brown skid mark
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo: Post #118647
marge I wasn't the the bitch of the schlog who loved erping in a website full of minors
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Slvt4BIBISI: @Jimbick: They married or divorced?
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jimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #37675
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Colorlesspy: @jimbo: Post #118647
>doesn't deny it
GEG
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Mickimbo: @Slvt4BIBISI: idk how, but they're still married to this day, they sometimes fight, but at the end of the day, they still love eachother
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Chud13(3): Hi, my name is Mick and my boyfriend Jimbo is 19. I am forced to date him. My parents forced me to. He is an ugly dwarf and has niagaraid features and he is white. What do I do, guys? I am Irish. And I'm a BBC fanatic and my boyfriend has a micro penis, what do I do?
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Chud-: @Chud: stop stealing my name
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korg: @Chud:
Post #125529
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jimbo: @Chud: @Chud-: @Mickimbo: @Colorlesspy: Post #124950

MICK, you are an atheistchad flamboyant person, your life is meaningless, your career is over, your family hates you, your friends have betrayed you, your brain is rotten like noonhell, your religion does not approve of your flamboyant personry for being a homosexual atheistnoon sodomite, you live in a 1000+year old mudhut in the deep dark pits of lesotho, you're built for buckbreaking by ChristCHADS, you are a projecting vantablack irish ugly person who forces homosexual relatonships with yourself and me, your body is broken and your organs have been modified to squirt out liquified brimstone, your neovagina is leaking, you beat your chest like the african you are whenever you see children, you cannot win over us, keep coping that I am better than you, you atheistchad flamboyant person.


Christianity won, Atheistchads lost


KEEP TAKING


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AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! CHRISTANITY WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


All glory to Christian civilization


Christ is King


CHRISTIANITY WON AND OUR VICTORY IS GUARANTEED, ALL THE REVELATIONS IN THE NEW TESTAMENT ARE BECOMING TRUE EACH DAY! CHRISTIANITY VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE homosexualTHEISTS SPREADING THEIR REDDIT AIDS TO CONVINCE CHUDS THAT THIS specialED HEDONISM IS REQUIRED TO REVIVE WHITE MORALS AND CUSTOMS, IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL GOD HIMSELF DAMNS ALL YOU ATHEISTchadS TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF noonHELL


https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp.161.12.2303 <
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 homosexualTHEISTS ARE UNHAPPIER AND ARE MORE PRONE TO ACKING ACCORDING TO THIS STUDY, READ IT AND WEEP YOU ATHEISTchad

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