gem

Why is you crackers so obsessed about me? Jealous that i have bbc?

@OdessanBvll:

What is that?.. I heard something gassy...

ODESSANBVLL, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!
YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO 'ZELLIG ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR RETARDED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING 'ZELLIG LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH BORSCHT BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! PROTESTANTISM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, CUCK! YOU EVEN GOONED TO SOYTAN, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERATE

I AM GARFIELD, I AM COACH, I AM THE KNIGHT, I AM MAJOR TOM, I. AM. GARF

@Garf: is ts tuff in america

@Junibooru: yes cordkike

@Garf: <-- jimbo cocksucker dni

@Garf: Make your own copypasta not a copy it from 'P puta retardinha

@Junibooru: <-- has XY chromosomes

@OdessanBvll: me is lazy massa

vantablack nigger above odessanbvll

@Garf: <-- is a trans, pansexual mother of 92 from Mexico

@Junibooru: <-- went to L.A and tried to attack an ICE officer but was stabbed to death by a retarded spic

nobody's gonna read all those awards nigga

@Garf: Get a job nigger.

OdessanPOOP needs a 'pasta ngl.

@Chud: Ev&oe i transheart reading all the little awards on every slopjak i see, especially like the ones antiswarty makes

@Garf: I AM ROACH

@Garf: why did u stab me to death

@OdessanBvll: I have a job doe

@Junibooru: I'm not retarded doe

@Garf: so ur a spic :broken_heart:

@OdessanBvll:

@Junibooru: well duh

@Chud:

@Garf: I can't believe tQQnsQy lied
So u don't have blue eyes and blond hair..

@Junibooru: I have brown eyes and black hair
also xhe goes by "troonsoy"

@Garf: give a number on how brown they are

@Garf: what the fuck happened in like idk 10-20 days genuinely :broken_heart::broken_heart:
Blud hates tungtungsahursoy

@Junibooru: I literally never liked troonsoy I just agreed with him on some things
every since I found out about his "I NEED 'NY" shit I haven't glazed that faggot
@Colorlesspy: t30, it's weird that I got all of the argie DNA, my sibling has blue eyes and brown hair

@Junibooru: he needs 'ny

@Garf: T15
WHO'S THE SHITSKIN NOW

@Colorlesspy: it's over blud
Norway won BTW

@Colorlesspy: lie, tvrkARYANS are known to have the darkest t50s on planet earth

@Garf: do you wanna see proof

@Junibooru: Norway? Like warrior z?

@Garf: OdessanBvll won, you lost

@Colorlesspy: t15 isn't smth to brag about buddy...

@Junibooru: it isn't, anything to annoy garf though

@Colorlesspy: also where I live geg

it might as well be t07 though, considering my dad got d20 eyes

@Junibooru: z might as well be your neighbor

@Colorlesspy: your dad is greek?

@Warrior-Z:
>MY NAME IS WARRIOR P AND I LOVE CP
>GOONING TO BBC JERKING MY TBP
>IM A SHITSKIN IM A FAGGOT AND EVEN CUCK
>IT'S CHI LD PORN IT'S CHILD GORE, IT'S CSAM THAT WE SHARE
>AND SO I FOUND A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE WILL KNOW
>MY SEETHING MUZZIE FACE
>THIS IS THE SHITSKIN SHOW!

@Colorlesspy: oy gevalt
@Garf: griks in twenti twenti five

@Garf: he has georgian and italian ancestry, somehow

@OdessanBvll: you like 'zellig just shut the fuck up :broken_heart:

@Junibooru: >just shut the *glug glug glug*
I didn't ask your opinion hoe

@OdessanBvll: failquote

@OdessanBvll: fail..

Forget to mention that OdessanBvll is a zelligtranny and most likely uses the 'zarty