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avatar Chud1 - Reply
Ruby because there wasn't even a real punchline at the end, it's a funny concept but it just needs something to cap it off that makes me geg.
avatar Chud2 - Reply
wholesome gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: * Wholesome ruby
avatar Chud4 - Reply
heart warming wholesomerald
avatar Masked_Piper - Reply
Gemmy Gemewawd
avatar jimbo - Reply
Coalburner above me
avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
She's so sweet tho.
avatar Masked_Piper - Reply
@jimbo: raisinskinned Coalburner Projection from a Pissbaby Poosmelly person
avatar Chud5 - Reply
cute make moar
avatar Chud6 - Reply
^raisinbo
avatar Garf - Reply
tranthony brim
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
this is skibidi but ugly people will ruin it and be all over this
avatar Chud7 - Reply
brimstone
avatar Chud8 - Reply
GREENLANDIC GEM!
avatar Chud9 - Reply
wholesomerald
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Race mixing brimstone make with greedy person money
avatar FiveFourManwhore - Reply
why did she wash the chicken. you're not supposed to this
avatar Chud11 - Reply
@FiveFourManwhore:
nigggemmys do this
avatar Chud12 - Reply
redditrald
avatar Chud13 - Reply
it's fine to rinse the chicken off but you are NOT supposed to wash it with soap
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
@Chud: if you properly cook the chicken you won't need to fucking wash it noon
this post is clearly fetish slop.
avatar Chud14 - Reply
@Chud: smartest noon sheff:
avatar Chud15 - Reply
@antiswarthy: your life is the worst raisin ever
i hate your life
you sit on this site all day and seethe at EVERYTHING
when will you enjoy anything you bitter piece of raisin?
maybe you should just kiss yourself if you hate your sad pathetic little flamboyant person life so much you dumb inuit noon.
avatar Chud16 - Reply
@Chud:
>when he will enjoy

he did
antiswarthy_(namefag) bison capcut edit eskimo flag:greenland greenland greenlandic ice map mask northern_lights subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud text tiktok trend:aryan variant:chudjak video wolf
avatar Chud17 - Reply
@Chud: Shes' a noon, that's the punchline
avatar Chud18 - Reply
@antiswarthy: @Chud: You wash it with soap detergent even if you are a poor noon who goes to walmart to buy chicken at expiration date for ultra cheapz
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
Antimatter
avatar Chud19 - Reply
@Chud: his art sucks
everything about him sucks
baiting him was funny for like 5 minutes but honestly that sucks too
this noon exists to subtract from life
he's a living math problem
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Chud: enjoy the salmonella, soyugly person noon
avatar Chud20 - Reply
@SanrioWABAG:
>washing chikenz gib salmonella somehow

you are more illiterate than average detgroid noon
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Chud: washing chicken is how salmonella rapidly evolves and grows, you kill all bacteria once you cook it, how's that hard to comprehend
avatar Chud21 - Reply
@Chud: btw I'm trans if that matters
avatar Chud22 - Reply
@Chud: we know, chud21.
avatar Chud23 - Reply
@SanrioWABAG: And I only tell the washing part. Not the rest where nog covers it with 1 kg spanishe and burns it to crisp.
avatar Chud24 - Reply
@Chud:
>because... it's just is ok?
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Chud: That's irrelevant also the original post is antimatter
avatar CornCob - Reply
auto-tag every soyferret post with the bait tag
avatar Chud25 - Reply
@Chud: warrior diddy WEFseethe
avatar Chud26 - Reply
@FiveFourManwhore:
>Whypipo don season they chickin maaan
avatar Chud27 - Reply
@antiswarthy: How is this a fetish tho ? is it a fetish to want to have a wife ? I get that this might be racebait but i don't think so, it's only really bait on the 'ru because here soytan is widly hated.

I think this is just a wholesomerino post that was either made by a self-inserting drawfoid or a sad noon who needs a girlfriend really badly
avatar Chud28 - Reply
This noon is not soytan remove the variant:soytan tag now
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Garf: anthony won bigot
avatar Chud29 - Reply
@Chud: he's a massive projecting gooner who got epi'd early on
avatar Chud30 - Reply
@Chud: he also epi's others, since he teaches nuraisingoogoofluggas (most of them minors) to see anything and everything as sexual
avatar Chud31 - Reply
@Chud: angry anti_soytan avengers bloodshot_eyes chud clothes comment crying glasses hair necklace redtext seething shotgun slop soybooru soyjak soytran speech_bubble steam subvariant:doctos total_sloptran_death total_tranny_death transparent_background variant:smugjak variant:soytan
avatar Chud32 - Reply
@Chud: No that's the concept behind it and then the setup builds on that but then there's no punchline at the end
avatar Chud33 - Reply
@Chud: Just because you don't get the punchline doesn't mean there isn't one special
The punchline is that soyferret, being a noon, has washed the chicken like a noon and added awful spanishes to it and chud is unaware and about to take a bite and enter a world of suffering. It's the implication that he's blissfully unaware and he's about to lose his raisin
avatar Chud34 - Reply
@Chud: You're just making up raisin now, even if that is the case then it wasn't very clear in the slightest, this us why i called it a ruby in the first place
avatar Chud35 - Reply
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar Chud36 - Reply
@Chud: noons washing chicken is a well known phenomenon special
And what do you think his reaction is going to be exactly, he's going to love this chicken that's been washed with soap and drowned in spanishes?
What's going to happen next should be obvious, the comic doesn't need to spoonfeed you everything for you to get it
avatar SUPERNIGGA - Reply
Kinda funny, but it would be funnier if she was uglier and chud actually saw the chicken being washed and was disgusted
avatar Chud37 - Reply
@SUPERferret: TSMT, but sadly nusoitanoons will never accept that soytran was meant to be a parody just like every 'jak instead of a heckin wholesome comfort character
avatar Chud38 - Reply
>everything should be horrible because um... my life fucking sucks...
avatar Chud39 - Reply
@Chud:
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar Chud40 - Reply
@Chud: this isn't soytan you dumbass
avatar Soda - Reply
Fetishpost
avatar Chud41 - Reply
@Chud: if that was the case then it won't also need to be funny
@Chud: still a subvariant dumbass
avatar Chud42 - Reply
@SUPERferret: evendoe chud seeing the chicken being washed would destroy the punchline at the end of him being unaware of what he's about to eat
avatar Chud43 - Reply
@Chud: yeah but it's so different from the base variant that is it really a subvariant? that's like calling impjak a subvariant of gapejak. technically he is but nobody calls him that+
avatar Chud44 - Reply
@Chud: false equivalence, soytan-soyferret aren't as different as impjak-gapejak in both visual and personality term
avatar Chud45 - Reply
@Chud: agree they aren't that different maybe i overexaggerated but the fans of both don't overlap as much as a typical subvariant
avatar Chud46 - Reply
this post's comments would be a lot better if it was 2022
avatar Chud47 - Reply
@Chud: they would be also arguing but over if soyferret is built for BWC or BBC
avatar Chud48 - Reply
gemmythony gem
avatar Chud49 - Reply
Gookthony iron
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
noonthony coal
avatar Chud50 - Reply
Ibrerius gem
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
wholesome brimstone
avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
I NEED THIS PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH I NEED A HECKING BLACK TRAD CUTE BEDROTTING SLEEP DEPRIVED NEET LOSER GIRL FAILURE IRL SOYTAN FEMCELERINO WHO LOVES ME TO COOK ME CHICKEN AND CUDDLE WITH PLEASE THIS IS ALL I NEED PLEASE ITS MY BASIC NEEDS IF I DONT GET THIS I VVILL GROW MIOLD AMD DIE!!!
avatar Chud51 - Reply
@B_B_GHAST: Log off, go outside and find one than you fat noon
avatar Chud52 - Reply
@B_B_GHAST: It's literally all up to you to manifest this, stop obsessing over 'tan and find a girl like her irl already
avatar Chud53 - Reply
the punchline is here though
afro belt brown_skin drawing panties running subvariant:soyniqua transparent_background variant:chudjak variant:soytan
avatar Chud54 - Reply
@Chud:
>Arguing about the punchline several hours after it was first brought up glasses hair open_mouth series:genre_defining soyjak stubble teeth template variant:soyak
avatar Chud55 - Reply
@Chud: Also fuck you noon, why'd you even start leaking so hard, all i did was say the 'toss needed work my opinion you flamboyant person
avatar Chud56 - Reply
Who keeps posting ferrettan
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
@Chud: The owner of the Soylita Tuk-Tuk
avatar Chud57 - Reply
@antiswarthy:
>Never ride the Soylita Tuk-Tuk
avatar Garf - Reply
@Chud: gonna make this 'pasta + 'jak right now
avatar antiswarthy - Reply
@Garf: geeeeeeeeeg this is going to be gemmy
avatar Chud58 - Reply
@antiswarthy: will be coal cuz garf with be the one writing it
find another writer for fuck's sake
avatar Chud59 - Reply
@Chud: *will
avatar Chud60 - Reply
@Chud: Bring back sackjack to write it, i know he's an attention whore but his 'pastas were so fucking funny (i'm still waiting for him to finish the trilogy someday)
avatar Garf - Reply
@Chud: trve actually I can't write creepypastas for raisin
listen to my astrofene one
avatar Chud61 - Reply
@Chud: i'll try to contact him and i'll give garf the pasta when it's done
avatar B_B_GHAST - Reply
@Chud: i alr did... and shes gone now...
avatar Chud62 - Reply
SOYTAN WNBAG
avatar H3K_ - Reply
Wholesome
avatar Chud63 - Reply
NAS VANTABLACK COAL, BORDELINE ANTIMATTER
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
I hate Soyferret x Chud so much, it makes no sense that Chud wants a noonfoid, Soytan x Chud makes much more sense. I try to find Soytan x Chud, but instead I find Soyferret x Chud....
avatar H3K - Reply
@Dunchenman: raisin Nobalbo Biggins Cares About.
avatar dap - Reply
@Dunchenman: nobody asked you, diddyblud
avatar Ghetsis - Reply
Gem crafted gem
avatar toniylijani - Reply
oh the reason i couldnt find it was cause it was tagged badly kek but thanks for telling me dunchen
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@toniylijani: np
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar emerald - Reply
gem
avatar _73 - Reply
^facts
avatar Chud64 - Reply
noonCOAL
N I G G ER COAL
KNEEGUR COAL
NOGGUR COAL
raisinSKIN COAL
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