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Tags afro bait brown_skin chicken comic drawing glasses heart_eyes niggerstone soap subvariant:soyniqua tranny_artstyle variant:chudjak variant:soytan
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Chud1: Ruby because there wasn't even a real punchline at the end, it's a funny concept but it just needs something to cap it off that makes me geg.
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Chud2: wholesome gem
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Chud3(1): @Chud: * Wholesome ruby
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Chud4: heart warming wholesomerald
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Masked_Piper: Gemmy Gemewawd
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jimbo: Coalburner above me
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Slvt4BIBISI: She's so sweet tho.
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Masked_Piper: @jimbo: raisinskinned Coalburner Projection from a Pissbaby Poosmelly person
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Chud5: cute make moar
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Chud6: ^raisinbo
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Garf: tranthony brim
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Joe_Barbaro: this is skibidi but ugly people will ruin it and be all over this
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Chud7: brimstone
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Chud8:
GREENLANDIC GEM!
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Chud9: wholesomerald
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Chud10: Race mixing brimstone make with greedy person money
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FiveFourManwhore: why did she wash the chicken. you're not supposed to this
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Chud11: @FiveFourManwhore:
niggIndo-Aryans do this
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Chud12: redditrald
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Chud13: it's fine to rinse the chicken off but you are NOT supposed to wash it with soap
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antiswarthy: @Chud: if you properly cook the chicken you won't need to fucking wash it noon
this post is clearly fetish slop.
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Chud14(10): @Chud: smartest noon sheff:
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Chud15(13): @antiswarthy: your life is the worst raisin ever
i hate your life
you sit on this site all day and seethe at EVERYTHING
when will you enjoy anything you bitter piece of raisin?
maybe you should just kiss yourself if you hate your sad pathetic little flamboyant person life so much you dumb inuit noon.
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Chud16: @Chud:
>when he will enjoy

he did
Post #83777
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Chud17: @Chud: Shes' a noon, that's the punchline
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Chud18: @antiswarthy: @Chud: You wash it with soap detergent even if you are a poor noon who goes to walmart to buy chicken at expiration date for ultra cheapz
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SanrioWABAG: Antimatter
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Chud19(13): @Chud: his art sucks
everything about him sucks
baiting him was funny for like 5 minutes but honestly that sucks too
this noon exists to subtract from life
he's a living math problem
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SanrioWABAG: @Chud: enjoy the salmonella, soyugly person noon
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Chud20(18): @SanrioWABAG:
>washing chikenz gib salmonella somehow

you are more illiterate than average detgroid noon
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SanrioWABAG: @Chud: washing chicken is how salmonella rapidly evolves and grows, you kill all bacteria once you cook it, how's that hard to comprehend
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Chud21: @Chud: btw I'm trans if that matters
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Chud22(13): @Chud: we know, chud21.
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Chud23(18): @SanrioWABAG: And I only tell the washing part. Not the rest where nog covers it with 1 kg spanishe and burns it to crisp.
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Chud24(16): @Chud:
>because... it's just is ok?
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SanrioWABAG: @Chud: That's irrelevant also the original post is antimatter
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CornCob: auto-tag every soyferret post with the bait tag
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Chud25: @Chud: warrior diddy WEFseethe
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Chud26(1): @FiveFourManwhore:
>Whypipo don season they chickin maaan
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Chud27(1): @antiswarthy: How is this a fetish tho ? is it a fetish to want to have a wife ? I get that this might be racebait but i don't think so, it's only really bait on the 'ru because here soytan is widly hated.

I think this is just a wholesomerino post that was either made by a self-inserting drawfoid or a sad noon who needs a girlfriend really badly
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Chud28: This noon is not soytan remove the variant:soytan tag now
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jimbo: @Garf: anthony won bigot
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Chud29: @Chud: he's a massive projecting gooner who got epi'd early on
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Chud30: @Chud: he also epi's others, since he teaches nuraisingoogoofluggas (most of them minors) to see anything and everything as sexual
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Chud31(1): @Chud: Post #74261
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Chud32(1): @Chud: No that's the concept behind it and then the setup builds on that but then there's no punchline at the end
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Chud33: @Chud: Just because you don't get the punchline doesn't mean there isn't one special
The punchline is that soyferret, being a noon, has washed the chicken like a noon and added awful spanishes to it and chud is unaware and about to take a bite and enter a world of suffering. It's the implication that he's blissfully unaware and he's about to lose his raisin
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Chud34(1): @Chud: You're just making up raisin now, even if that is the case then it wasn't very clear in the slightest, this us why i called it a ruby in the first place
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Chud35:
SOYTAN WNBAG
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Chud36(33): @Chud: noons washing chicken is a well known phenomenon special
And what do you think his reaction is going to be exactly, he's going to love this chicken that's been washed with soap and drowned in spanishes?
What's going to happen next should be obvious, the comic doesn't need to spoonfeed you everything for you to get it
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SUPERNIGGA: Kinda funny, but it would be funnier if she was uglier and chud actually saw the chicken being washed and was disgusted
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Chud37: @SUPERferret: TSMT, but sadly nusoitanoons will never accept that soytran was meant to be a parody just like every 'jak instead of a heckin wholesome comfort character
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Chud38(13):
>everything should be horrible because um... my life fucking sucks...
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Chud39(35): @Chud:
SOYTAN WNBAG
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Chud40: @Chud: this isn't soytan you dumbass
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Soda: Fetishpost
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Chud41(37): @Chud: if that was the case then it won't also need to be funny
@Chud: still a subvariant dumbass
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Chud42(33): @SUPERferret: evendoe chud seeing the chicken being washed would destroy the punchline at the end of him being unaware of what he's about to eat
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Chud43(40): @Chud: yeah but it's so different from the base variant that is it really a subvariant? that's like calling impjak a subvariant of gapejak. technically he is but nobody calls him that+
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Chud44(37): @Chud: false equivalence, soytan-soyferret aren't as different as impjak-gapejak in both visual and personality term
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Chud45(40): @Chud: agree they aren't that different maybe i overexaggerated but the fans of both don't overlap as much as a typical subvariant
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Chud46(13): this post's comments would be a lot better if it was 2022
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Chud47(37): @Chud: they would be also arguing but over if soyferret is built for BWC or BBC
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Chud48: Indo-Aryanthony gem
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Chud49(1): Gookthony iron
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SanrioWABAG: noonthony coal
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Chud50(1): Ibrerius gem
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Colorlesspy: wholesome brimstone
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B_B_GHAST: I NEED THIS PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH I NEED A HECKING BLACK TRAD CUTE BEDROTTING SLEEP DEPRIVED NEET LOSER GIRL FAILURE IRL SOYTAN FEMCELERINO WHO LOVES ME TO COOK ME CHICKEN AND CUDDLE WITH PLEASE THIS IS ALL I NEED PLEASE ITS MY BASIC NEEDS IF I DONT GET THIS I VVILL GROW MIOLD AMD DIE!!!
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Chud51(1): @B_B_GHAST: Log off, go outside and find one than you fat noon
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Chud52(1): @B_B_GHAST: It's literally all up to you to manifest this, stop obsessing over 'tan and find a girl like her irl already
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Chud53: the punchline is here though
Post #122034
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Chud54(1): @Chud:
>Arguing about the punchline several hours after it was first brought up Post #1
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Chud55(1): @Chud: Also fuck you noon, why'd you even start leaking so hard, all i did was say the 'toss needed work my opinion you flamboyant person
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Chud56: Who keeps posting ferrettan
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antiswarthy: @Chud: The owner of the Soylita Tuk-Tuk
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Chud57(1): @antiswarthy:
>Never ride the Soylita Tuk-Tuk
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Garf: @Chud: gonna make this 'pasta + 'jak right now
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antiswarthy: @Garf: geeeeeeeeeg this is going to be gemmy
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Chud58(30): @antiswarthy: will be coal cuz garf with be the one writing it
find another writer for fuck's sake
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Chud59(30): @Chud: *will
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Chud60(1): @Chud: Bring back sackjack to write it, i know he's an attention whore but his 'pastas were so fucking funny (i'm still waiting for him to finish the trilogy someday)
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Garf: @Chud: trve actually I can't write creepypastas for raisin
listen to my astrofene one
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Chud61(30): @Chud: i'll try to contact him and i'll give garf the pasta when it's done
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B_B_GHAST: @Chud: i alr did... and shes gone now...
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Chud62: SOYTAN WNBAG
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H3K_: Wholesome
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Chud63: NAS VANTABLACK COAL, BORDELINE ANTIMATTER
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