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DASFA: Geg
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Chud1: garf the movie
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jimbo: garf on the top right
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Garf: @jimbo: yep im the letter S
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XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: What does Toilet-G have to do with this?
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Chud2(1): @XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: he goons to cameraman inflation porn
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Chud3(1): @Garf: S for raisinskin
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jimbo: @Garf: no you're the shroomdiddy (cough cough, Frag)
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thrembo88: @XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: I dont care, he's a flamboyant person
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Garf: @jimbo: I asked xhem to delete my account and they refuse to
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Spanish_Chud: @jimbo: no
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Colorlesspy:
GARF ON THE TOP RIGHT, GARF ON THE TOP LEFT, GARF ON THE TOP MIDDLE, GARF ON THE BOTTOM, GARF ON THE BOTTOM LEFT, GARF ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT, GARF ON THE BOTTOM MIDDLE, GARF ON THE MIDDLE, GARF ON THE MIDDLE LEFT, GARF ON THE MIDDLE RIGHT, GARF ON THE MIDDLE
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Chud4:
>Me and the boys skajyos delivers the monthly supply of soytan diaper gemmies
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jimbo: Garf so fat......NOT EVEN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE ACCOUNTS FOR HIS SIZE!!
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Chud5(4): @jimbo: You're literally the same weight tho?
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Toilet-G: @XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: Xe's a braphog who leaked at me for some reason
@thrembo88: Projection
@Chud: Never happened
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jimbo: Garf so FAT.......he has to catch his breath after EVERY STEP
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jimbo: Garf so FAT......he did jumping jacks and caused PANGAEA TO BREAK APART
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Toilet-G: Garf is so fat, the scale breaks when he checks his weight
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Chud6(1): Post #86967
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XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: All of this drama is meaningless, everyone here is getting nowhere by unteracting with this post, including Garf for making this dust.
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XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: *interacting
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Toilet-G: @Chud:
Post #115353
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Chud7(1): @Toilet-G:
Post #86967
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Toilet-G: @Chud:
Post #115353
Garf is so fat, every step he takes appears on the richter scale
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Chud8(1): @Toilet-G:
Post #86967
Toilet-TBP so fat, it took half of the worlds ceramic supply just to built a toilet that could fit xher fat smelly person head
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jimbo: Garf so FAT.......He caused a worldwide lasagna shortage...
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Toilet-G: @Chud:
Post #115353
Garflamboyant person is so fat and stinky, nuclear alarms go off whenever he's about to brap
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jimbo: Garf so FAT........he got a CDL instrad of a regular license after taking his driving test because he weighs over 20k tons
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jimbo: @jimbo: instead*
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Garf: @jimbo: is that not Indo-Aryan?
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jimbo: fattest earth decimating brap above me
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Gringoslayer1488: Projection
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Chud9(1): sloptranwnbag has a movie about himself?
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korg: Introjection
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Toilet-G: Why did Garf post xerself and xer valid xisters finding the hidden 'p stash hidden in the caves of Argentina
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KeKino: Gemerald bc of every namenoon I hate is in there, coal bc Toilet-G is in there
Therefore just gem
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Chud10(1): toonsoy, the movie
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jimbo: garf, the movie
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jimbo: sanriowabag, the movie
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jimbo: toni, the movie
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isaacAR8: Jimbo, the movie
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Chud11(1): @ToonSoy: you're the 'p letter, so you're technically the movie's main protagonist
good job ugly personsoy
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KeKino: @Chud:
Buddy I am not a literal inanimate letter
@jimbo: @jimbo:
Massive projection, you are literal in the movie
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Colorlesspy: @ToonSoy: you're literally in the center of the poster
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jimbo: @ToonSoy: ESL
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Chud12: @Colorlesspy: We can see you in the top middle, btw I'm not Kernung
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Chud13(12): @jimbo:
kiss yourself diddyfarms foodist diddy
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KeKino: @Chud: logged-out me
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Colorlesspy: @Chud: falsenvke I don't look like that
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jimbo: @Chud: keep projecting
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Chud14(4): Tag this with Brimmiest comment sections pls
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Chud15: a
HUGE
GEG
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jimbo: a
HUGE
BRAP
 above me
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Chud16: Warrior-Z movie
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Chud17(1): the sloptranwnbag movie
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Chud18: @Chud:
Holy raisin nobody fucking cares about your SNCA nameflamboyant person obsesssion
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Chud19(1): Post #114175
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Chud20: lol and i thought sloth was the ugliest thing in that movie
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OdessanBvll: Why is bro projecting so hard
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Garf: @OdessanBvll:
What was that? I heard something gassy...
ODDESANBVLL YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Chud21(4): @Garf: Where's the rest ?
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Garf: @Chud: i'm lazy
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sabiopajin: @Garf: And fat + weirdpenis hater
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Garf: @sabiopajin: that's relating topeoples speaking Indo-European (or specifically Indo-Iranian) languages, or ancient peoples thought to have spoken Proto-Indo-European, the hypothetical language from which Indo-European languages are believed to derive, shemmychad.
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sabiopajin: @Garf: But you speak austronesian doe
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Garf: @sabiopajin: meds I speak Sandawe
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sabiopajin: @Garf:
>khoisan babble from mozambique

How am I supposed to understand this
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Garf: @sabiopajin:
>eanglush speekink nunsuense fram argintena

how me suppose to undostand dis
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sabiopajin: @Garf:
>inglosse spenanke nosese fom gin tean

howwe mi supose tu andasand disse
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Chud22: ChipsFan69: The Movie
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Chud23: Where Z?
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congo_aryan: the jimbos
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