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Warrior-Z: Post #115353

What is that?.. I heard something gassy...
GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE special! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!



YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR specialED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, chad! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERAT



I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z

YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!
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Garf: @Warrior-Z: >What is that?.. I heard something gassy... GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE special! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!

>YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR specialED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, chad! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERAT


>I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z


>YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!

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Garf: @Garf: fml.
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Warrior-Z: @Garf:
Epic FAIL!
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CornCob: Did garf change sides again?
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Garf: @CornCob: nah I just thought this was funny
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Chud1: @Garf: well, it isn't
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Garf: @Chud: it is doe?
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OdessanBvll: Entiral is not a diddy
Keep raging at zgemmys
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SUPERNIGGA: Issa trvke
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Chud2: @OdessanBvll:
>our dead dutch snca tranime is heckin gemmy ya kuchh algomething
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Chud3: can you nameugly people shut up holy raisin
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Chud4: trvmp behead all nameflamboyant persons pretty please
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entiral: Keep raging on meeeeee
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XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: @entiral:
>Keep raging on meeeeee

Post #120219
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toniylijani: if entiral (was) a diddy doe he would be long banned
him being unbanned is a sign hes innocent
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Chud5: @toniylijani: no it's because he's a warrior-p bootlicker and they get a pass on drawing 'p and gooning to zellig
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toniylijani: @Chud: chuds posting bad bait as always
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Chud6: @Chud: yep issa
TRVTHNUKERBOMVBA
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Garf: @Chud: honestly I feel like if he was a staunch Z hater he would've been banned.
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entiral: @Garf: i kinda feel the same, but there was also the time astro was banned due to j4ssychad allegations and was unbanned later.
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Chud7: ^Rapes adopted dutch teenagers

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