>Jake Jartinoonson was born on February 20, 2007, in Lesotho. His life in Lesotho was rather peaceful; he was also treated with respect due to him being the only white person in the country. Due to financial issues, he and his family moved to the U.S. in 2022. During these years, Jake discovered a website called jakparty.soy. He got so addicted to it that he ended up gooning J times per day. During this period, his skin started to turn black (as a chemical reaction his body had to gooning). His family is utterly disappointed in him, and they tried to kick him out.

>In school he tried to befriend Nate; however, Nate refused as he knew he used the Jarty and screamed at him, "CORDugly person noon GO BACK." After this, the only friend the jartychad had was ugly personella, whom he met on Discord, and they both tried to groom Caca into turning into a der'cord kitten. Luckily, Nate stopped them, and ugly personella ACKed xerself before the police caught them. During this period, Jake also developed a weird, sexual obsession for one of Nate's friends, a girl called Kasumi Rhinehart. He obsessively stalked her every day. Recently the Jartychad returned to Lesotho seeking asylum so that he could still groom children.

>he failed painter from Austriaed across the room rather holocaustly