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toniylijani: you insulted the approver now none of your posts will ever be approved ever again
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Chud1: ^warrior 'p seething on alt
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KeKino: Post #118429
>WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAHH!1!1! SOMEBODY PLS FALL FOR MY raisinTY BAIT BC IM AN OBSESSED ANTTENION-WHORE WHO HASN'T HAD MY raisin DIAPERS CHANGED FOR WEEKS!1!1!
^SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UP & kiss yourself YOU LITERAL MOTHERFUCKING OBSESSED noon MONKEY GORILLA CHIMPANZEE APE raisinSKIN ugly person ugly person flamboyant person chad diddyblud COMMIE greedy person GOONER COOMER FAT OBESE JARTYchad SHEMMYchad NU/QA/ 'CORD noon MONKEY ugly person APE greedy person

YOU REALLY THINK ITS OK TO SPAM YOUR DISGUSTING AWFUL STINKY SMELLY NASTY BRIMSTONE ANTIMATTER SLOP ALL OVER THE SOYSPHERE

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO ITS SO FUCKING OVER FOR YOU LITTLE noon BUD! ITS TIME YOU START GETTING YOUR FAT BRAPPY ASS OUT OF YOUR SWEATY CHAIR AND START TRYING TO GO OUTSIDE AND TRY LOSING A GORILLION CALORIES

YOU KEPT TAKING THESE BIG FAT LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FOR POSTING SUCH FUCKING OBSESSED BRIMSTONE
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Chud2:
>Warrior-'p because he won't approve my soytan diaper gemmies
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H3K: Never insult the Approver. He will not approve your pleas for mercy if you do.
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Garfield: gemmy
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Junibooru: @Garfield: bro is NOT garf
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entiral: Geg
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Chud3: @Chud: literally the first thing xhe approves geeeeeg
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jewishautismaward78: nonsenserald

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