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Scaraoschi: A gem by any other name would shine just glisteningly
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comprehensiblewoahjack: Indo-Aryan masterpiece or something
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Chud1: what stories he's writing
>Heaven take my soul, thy Sharty keep my Gems!
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Chud2: NOW is the winter of our brimstone 'jaks / Made glorious summer by this son of Soot; /And all the clouds that lour'd upon our board /In the deep bosom of the jarty buried.
Now are our brows bound with bespect'cled frames; / Our bruised gems hung up for monuments / Our dreadful slopjaks to delightful Cobsons.
Grim-visaged Quote hath smooth'd his hairless front; / And now, instead of mounting stubbled chins / To take the lives of ugly diddy-ugly people,
Xe gapeth widely in a black bull's chamber /To the lascivious pleasing of xis wife.
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