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Chud1: can I get a normal person for reference (not in commie units)
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w: @Anonymous: average male is 69 inches (same height as markiplier soyjak)
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Chud2:
>cobson intentionally set to black while the others are all randomly generated
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Chud3: ugly personjak is a variant of guinnessjak, should be the same height
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Chud4: coal
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Chud5: @Anonymous: ugly personjak is higher because he's hanging from the cieling
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Chud6: @Anonymous: ugly personjak is taller because every part of her biology makes her not pass
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Chud7: @Chud: >her
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Chud8:
>Cobson

literally me frfr
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Chud9: eat the bugs has the height of a 12 year old lol
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Chud10: eat the bugs has the height of me
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Chud11: jacobson is just a child, also ugly personjak isn't that tall, that's just the distance of his neck from the ceiling
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Chud12: i assume dr. soystein is that tall because he know all the recipes to effectifely increase height
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Chud13: Fun fact for fellow amerimutts: an inch would be 2.54 centimeters, so the height in inches are the following, left to right:
-43.3 inches
-61.4 inches, feraljak never stopped eating bugs
-65.35 inches
-67.7 inches
-68.89 inches, close to the average in many western countries
-72.04 inches, cobson is about 6 feet.
-74.01 inches
-75.19 inches, about 6’3”, and ugly personjak still thinks he has the body of a woman.
-77.16 inches, the breaking point between nicely and freakishly tall unless you’re an athlete or farmhand
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Chud14:
>Guinessjak

Yep, that's me
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Chud15: @Chud: xer*
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Chud16: i always assumed cobby would be the biggest boy.
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Add8: @Chud: he is, this meme is false
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Chud17: @Add8: no wonder admins tagblocked it
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