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get slammed, anxious greedy person
Just kidding, I know you are Brazilian actually.
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Mindbroken
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I don't think so
"I WAS SENT TO THE BOORU JAIL
"James Dinner is ready!" said my Indo-Aryan wife soytan who I married ever since we created the technology to turn waifus real. "Ill be there!" I said and stopped tending to my Indo-Aryan chicken coop. I had closed the chicken coop and headed inside to see my wife soytan prepared a wonderful dinner for me and our children sproketan and bbtan consisting of pizza since my Indo-Aryan autistic genes only like that. after my trad wife soytan placed the meal she said "I love you James" then she started to lean in to kiss me. "WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC INMATES" I was immediately awake in shock and hit my head on the metal bar of my issued bunk bed and I started crying like the autist I am. "Oy vey stop stimming James I was having a wonderful dream about fornicating with underage pooners in Miss circle cosplay costumes!" said my cellmate Imperator with an agitated tone of voice while he got out of bed and rubbed his eyes. "Please imperator help me get out of bed" "Oy vey you're too heavy for me to lift goy" Then the Jail guard antiswarthy started slamming on the bars and said "STOP SLEEPING AND GET OUT OF BED" "You stupid gentile, he is stuck in the floor due to his immense obesity I cant do anything whatsoever" "Fine Ill call in guards since even I cant get him out alone" so he took out his walkie talkie and requested for backup to lift me out of the floor since due to my Indo-Aryan physique I cause a miniature crater everytime I lay in bed."
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