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Tags ack award discord judaism kike martycuck meta:ai_generated minion o_algo rope shrek singing song splinter star_of_david subvariant:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak video
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avatar Chud1 - Reply
Shremmy
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Gem that killed the martydiddy
avatar sloptranWNBAG - Reply
Gem
were you in the thread
avatar Garf - Reply
@sloptranWNBAG: yeah
avatar sloptranWNBAG - Reply
@Garf:
alright
ill be busy raiding whiteboard threads
avatar Chud3 - Reply
1_eye a10_eyes black_shirt brown_hair buff minion never_goon subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak yellow_skin
avatar sloptranWNBAG - Reply
@Chud:
Martychad spotted
kill it
avatar Garf - Reply
@Chud:
kiss yourself martychad 'p spammer shrekgods won
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@sloptranWNBAG: @Garf:
>Gooners wanting validation because they can now associate Minions with a brimmy splinter.

If only we can raid it to make it gemmy and reach its potential.
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Lowest-effort oh I'm a [x]chad ai coal ever award
avatar dreampolice2 - Reply
@Chud: >OP here forgot to mention im a homosexual trans minion or whatever
avatar Garf - Reply
@Chud: geg true
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Gooner brimstone.
avatar gemseed - Reply
How the hell did you get on the minion website
avatar TwnkH8er - Reply
@gemseed: It's not even real
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@TwnkH8er: Wish it was
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