are you specialed

@Anonymous: are you specialed you're supposed to self insert as the jakkies

>nooo you have to watch 2k ads of a product created by mr greedy personberg

DUDE i just HATE the hustle and bustle of the internet, it’s so BLOATED and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite DYSTOPIAS. you should totally come on down to my web browser, it’s got an AD BLOCKER and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy website or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on a torrent! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the imageboard- listen here, right, it’s a FORUM where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go TALK. BUT!!

it’s also a VIDEO GAME like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this file transfer and pop open another one

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@lifesucksthenyoudie: No one read that ugly person flamboyant person

@lifesucksthenyoudie: read every word

@lifesucksthenyoudie: read every word but low effort ending. nobody would mate with adblocking incel

yea i aggree fuk ads