chadsigma
Gigas of Unknown Origin took my gemmy away.
CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
2 months ago#990
JEWS WON
PAGANS WON
MUSLIMS WON
HINDU WON
CHRIST IS A BUDDHIST PROPHET
PAGANS WON
MUSLIMS WON
HINDU WON
CHRIST IS A BUDDHIST PROPHET
Dunchenman
Dunching or something
Vergilius
O Fortúna velut luna statu variabilis
2 months ago#1039
I can take a big dildo but this was way too big. If you can't take something the size of a fist then it's not going to work out. This is going straight to the trash. Like most stated; the head is not tapered so there's no easing it in. It's either all or nothing. After an hour of trying, I got nowhere. It's just not going to happen.
Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)
So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this initially. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.
So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.
I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my initial review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.
Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)
So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this initially. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.
So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.
I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my initial review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.
Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
2 months ago#1046
Nusois...I can take a big dildo but this was way too big. If you can't take something the size of a fist then it's not going to work out. This is going straight to the trash. Like most stated; the head is not tapered so there's no easing it in. It's either all or nothing. After an hour of trying, I got nowhere. It's just not going to happen.
Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)
So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this initially. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.
So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.
I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my initial review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.
Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
Dunchenman
Dunching or something
2 months ago#1059
God bless you too but there's really no reason to talk crazy if I respect your religion, my son.Not really, just speaking the truth. Jesus Christ is GOD, not a prophet.Show quoted text
Talking crazy on me because you're assblasted.Show quoted text
[quote ...]I will start;
Pagans lost
Jews lost
Muslims lost
JESUS CHRIST WON
JESUS CHRIST IS RISEN
JESUS CHRIST IS GOD
warrior p lost btw
God bless you.
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Could you delete the /Christianity/, /(((Judaism)))/, /Islam/ and /Religion/ threads since those threads are useless, considering this thread will be more useful?
DoomKillerPL
Your No. 1 PolARYAN 'Jak Producer
Here's what I have to say.
Christianity = Other major religions >>> Atheism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Satanism
Christianity = Other major religions >>> Atheism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Satanism
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