How to avoid the draft!

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soyGODTNDmaster

Not everything I say and do is serious btw if that matters

3 weeks ago#366786(edited 3 weeks ago)
you can't run to Canada.
you can't stay in school.
you can't claim to be retarded or depressed.
you can't just be fat they have programs to fix all these things enough to enlist you.
You can't claim to be an objector because barely anyone would ever actually meat the criteria and have the life style and community to back it up. Also they are moving to remove it anyway.
The only thing you can do is become poison so that by the DOD's own rules you can't serve, the options:
1) Receive a felony conviction
2) Become physically disabled
3) Become severely mentally disabled
4) Join a Gang or Designated Terrorist/ Extremist Group (DONT DO THIS)
5) Get a Racist/ Gang / Extremist/ Terrorist Tattoo
Clearly 5 is the best option but it should probably be done before you receive a draft letter so it can't be claimed you only got it to avoid service.
take this for what it is nusois.
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Zonky

PM me if you need something

3 weeks ago#366797
>Join a Gang or Designated Terrorist/ Extremist Group
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soyGODTNDmaster

Not everything I say and do is serious btw if that matters

3 weeks ago#366798
Zonky
>Join a Gang or Designated Terrorist/ Extremist Group
Post #199505
That is why I said meds
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Nabbv

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3 weeks ago#367487
Post the poop infographic
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