The Aneicnt death cult of Saturn

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Asoori

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2 months ago#356966
So the theory goes like this
>Saturn used to be Earth's "Sun"
>Earth's was tied to it, Nothing can be seen besides Saturn and it Hexagon and some Planets behind it in what form the Bull face
>No day and night cycle, and Saturn was reflecting the Sun light Which meant everything was growing bigger and people lived longer
And people thought they lived in Heaven
>The Anunnaki lived in that period and gave Humans so much technology
>Earth shifted it axis of rotation and this caused a massive havoc that killed 99% of humans
>A new solar system appeared
>The new people worshiped Jupiter, While Niggers worshiped Saturn
>Niggers who worshiped Saturn kept some of the knowledge giving by the Anunnaki
So what make this theory the best one out there?
1-It line up perfectly with the stories of the Ancient world Giants, food used to be huge, the black sun that stop people from aging, the human been kicked out of heaven etc...
2-People practice farming since 20,000 BC
Yet the first calendar was that of the Amorites in 4750 BC, How could people practice agriculture without a calendar if there wasn't a day-night cycle? After people began rebuilding the Earth, they worshipped giant gods of Jupiter and started building their own nations.
Jupiter was associated with Baal Heded, Zeus, Jupiter (The Roman god), and Wotan.
However, lazy Niggers decided to bring the heavens back to Earth, and the only way they could do that was through slavery, so they began enslaving people.
Every nation that worshipped Saturn was raped and never rose again
Babylon, Egypt, India, and of course, Rome, They all worshipped Saturn and enslaved people, grew rich for a generation or two, and then their civilizations collapsed. >Enslaving people
>Intermarrying with them to obtain cheaper slaves
>Extinction of your lineage
>Your people becoming lazy
>Degeneracy spreading because anyone could have sex with slaves
>Homosexuality becoming common due to the ease of sex
>Pedophilia spreading because the children of slaves are slaves.
The worshipers of Saturn are the most evil sub-humans to ever exist and they have the mentality of your average tranny.
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Asoori

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2 months ago#356967
You can spot a Saturnian religion by one of these treats
>Monotheism
Because they only worship one God, it might be different in name but it lead to Saturn, because back then Saturn was the only visible planet exist therefore the only one to be worshiped
>Obsession that come from envy
a Saturnian religion often have obsession about foids, gay sex or anything useless, too much obsession make you question the fact
>The non-believing of race and ethnics
A Saturnian religion often don't have a homeland or racial idea, their God can and must be worshiped by anyone.
>hundred of sects in a single religion
Because everything must revolve around a single God in a single way.
so any minor change gonna lead to a new religion
Notable Saturnian religions
>Hinduism
Despite the fact that Jeets have 1 billion ugly demonic God they think all of them are a part of single God, the creator of everything.
>Judaism
And xir Xisters Christianity and Islam
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Asoori

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2 months ago#356968
Notable Saturnian ideologies
>Communism
It's basically Atheist Christianity
>Socialism
It's basically Atheist Judaism
>Ban-Arabism
It's basically Atheist Islam
2 months ago#356975



>The Aneicnt death cult of Saturn

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Nabbv

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2 months ago#356976
op dont you have a saturnwaifu
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Asoori

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2 months ago#356982
Nabbv
op dont you have a saturnwaifu
>O Atraata please bless this faggot with a Gf so you fuck off and I don't deal with his cheap baits again
>I am begging you o Goddess
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

2 months ago#356984
Plap @Asoori
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Asoori

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2 months ago#356993
Nabbv
Plap @Asoori
I am asking my Godess to bless you with a gf so you fuck off, you are the most annoying person I ever met.
here, on /pol/ and I bet on Incel.net or whatever is
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777

india was aryan first

2 months ago#356996
Would you nuke saturn
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Asoori

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2 months ago#356998
777
Would you nuke saturn
Yes.
and we should 'urder all the worshipers
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777

india was aryan first

2 months ago#357001
Asoori
777
Show quoted text
Would you nuke saturn
Yes.
and we should 'urder all the worshipers
What would happen after saturn is destroyed
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

2 months ago#357004
Asoori
Nabbv
Show quoted text
Plap @Asoori
I am asking my Godess to bless you with a gf so you fuck off, you are the most annoying person I ever met.
here, on /pol/ and I bet on Incel.net or whatever is
Cheers pal. Don't really want one though
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s1s40yogegbvlll

Known as the Peruvian Chudcel by the (((loan)))-wageslave venetroon or something

2 months ago#558338
Hey Asoori if saturn is bad, does that mean the Sega Sarurn is bad too?
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s1s40yogegbvlll

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2 months ago#558340
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Asoori
Show quoted text
Yes.
and we should 'urder all the worshipers
What would happen after saturn is destroyed
Must gigaquote?
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s1s40yogegbvlll

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2 months ago#558343(edited 2 months ago)
Emperor_Of_Micronesia



>The Aneicnt death cult of Saturn

Holy actual and irrelevant obsessed kekcow, also micronesia is the most nophono country is Oceania and pacific islands.
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s1s40yogegbvlll

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2 months ago#558344
Asoori
Notable Saturnian ideologies
>Communism
It's basically Atheist Christianity
>Socialism
It's basically Atheist Judaism
>Ban-Arabism
It's basically Atheist Islam
Interesting
>Ban-Arabism
Did you meant pan-arabism?
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Eskimos

Partialy loveable chud

2 months ago#558346
Asooriunverified
So the theory goes like this
>
Asoori, did you move on from pol?
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s1s40yogegbvlll

Known as the Peruvian Chudcel by the (((loan)))-wageslave venetroon or something

2 months ago#558354
Asoori
You can spot a Saturnian religion by one of these treats
>Monotheism
Because they only worship one God, it might be different in name but it lead to Saturn, because back then Saturn was the only visible planet exist therefore the only one to be worshiped
>Obsession that come from envy
a Saturnian religion often have obsession about foids, gay sex or anything useless, too much obsession make you question the fact
>The non-believing of race and ethnics
A Saturnian religion often don't have a homeland or racial idea, their God can and must be worshiped by anyone.
>hundred of sects in a single religion
Because everything must revolve around a single God in a single way.
so any minor change gonna lead to a new religion
Notable Saturnian religions
>Hinduism
Despite the fact that Jeets have 1 billion ugly demonic God they think all of them are a part of single God, the creator of everything.
>Judaism
And xir Xisters Christianity and Islam
What do you think about Tengrism?
>linduism
I like to suppose that hinduism has a notable amd significant Dravidian substratum o algo, is that right?
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s1s40yogegbvlll

Known as the Peruvian Chudcel by the (((loan)))-wageslave venetroon or something

2 months ago#558359
Eskimos
Asoori
Show quoted text
So the theory goes like this
>
Asoori, did you move on from pol?
Aren't you Lebanese such as joel?
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s1s40yogegbvlll

Known as the Peruvian Chudcel by the (((loan)))-wageslave venetroon or something

2 months ago#558366
Oh and protokleki too I guess
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