How do you actually make people have kids if you're the leader of a western country? [urgent]

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5 days ago#908172
I don't understand why these retards won't have children.
Now, of course, a normie white woman SISA would say something like: "But I don't have enough money to have kids It's too expensive A house costs [x] and my pay is only [y]!! The people at the government aren't doing anything and inflation is words words words words words".
Sista, Africa can have as many as 6 children per woman and they literally live in clay houses and no water because all of it was taken away by Pixverse and Hailuo AI... In most western countries you get PAID to have children and yet STILL my country's fertility rate is [hypothetically] below ONE! Hypothetically, doing things like telling your women to have kids on national TV doesn't work for some reason. It just doesn't work, trust me.

Now, let's say that I was [hypothetically] the leader of one of these 'tarded western civilizations. My [hypothetically] temporary solution would be to import as many Indians as possible since there are so many of them; there are a lot of actually smart and educated Indians if you don't just look on the impoverished brim-ridden DNB regions of India where shitting on the streets is normal, so it would be [hypothetically] good for now, I think.

What do I do? I don't want to just turn my entire country Indian - I want to change this weird quirk of western culture where nobaldi wants to have children - population needs to grow.

Do I ban condoms? I think I should ban condoms. But I like sex. People like sex too. That's a bad idea. Or wait, that could actually be a good idea - people will start making kids even though they were unwanted or something... But they would probably abort them because it's a western country and if I ban that then there would be protests FUCKKKK
Please Help!
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Wilbey

chud in pfp has two right hands btw

4 days ago#921664
Nuke industrial society
4 days ago#922750
there are 3 real reasons:
1. people cannot afford to have kids (this includes an inability to acquire affordable housing)
2. people do not want to have kids
3. people cannot have kids due to hormonal ailments (bpa, microplastics, etc)

tackle these and you'll solve the crisis
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Goop

Sound off, who cut the sound off? I did. You could paint a picture of my face with the silence.

4 days ago#922771
start eating bricks and pour milk over yourself while dancing
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J3RK

fucking your MOM HOE

4 days ago#922784
i think i know the solution to the glaring problem
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Gulbooru

i transheart bumping DNB and SNCA threads!

4 days ago#923099
give free height and penile lenghtening surgeries. there you go.
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Gulbooru

i transheart bumping DNB and SNCA threads!

4 days ago#923103
Varange
there are 3 real reasons:
1. people cannot afford to have kids (this includes an inability to acquire affordable housing)
2. people do not want to have kids
3. people cannot have kids due to hormonal ailments (bpa, microplastics, etc)
tackle these and you'll solve the crisis
also do dis
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