Idea on how to rid the site of pedophiles in the future (not a joke thread; read)
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oscari
My greatest enemies are Satan and myself; they're working in tandem.
3 weeks ago#320090
Pedophiles, being attracted to children, tend to try to get as close to them as possible. It could be getting a job at a school, public places, theme parks, babysitting, or making friends with people with kids, or even having kids themselves.
Most of them also float onto online spaces popular with children trying to find them, you see this in stuff like Garry's Mod, FNAF, Roblox, Minecraft, most other videogames too. This extends into vidyagaymes
Unfortunately, the Sharty is one of those places. Since the age to use the site was 16 for a while, it means that child predators are attracted to soyjak related anything like flies to fecies. You can ban as many as you can but they'll keep coming as long as it looks child friendly.
Quote's cacacaust makes me think he would agree that if we just banned all of the children and got rid of them, we wouldn't have any pedophiles here.
So here's some ideas I have. I'm a SLF and I won't help program any of this but this is what I'm thinking.
>Warning on opening the site
A banner that pops up on the screen, something official looking with a black background and big red text saying "THIS SITE IS 18+ ADULTS ONLY". That's going to for sure scare children. Especially since, as a child, you don't know that if you press the "I am 18 or over" button that they won't be sucked into the computer and forever damned, or something. Or something.
>Make the UI less friendly
Just make light mode the default. Or you could just destroy all the beautiful work put into the current one and make it look like a shock site from 2005.
>Interrogate suspected children
Someone typing like an idiot? Not using proper punctuation? Doesn't know how to use a semicolon; Doesn't know what a semicolon is? Draws like shit?
Grill them. The cacas snap under pressure like a twig. Just get like 3 moderators to discuss it publicly.
>Force proper grammar
If we all type correctly, it makes me look and feel like a big man. My father never had big man talk with me, how do I make a baby? I want to have a baby.
Soyspeak would take a bit, althoughbeit if you're creative you can still use it. Or something along those lines.
Most of them also float onto online spaces popular with children trying to find them, you see this in stuff like Garry's Mod, FNAF, Roblox, Minecraft, most other videogames too. This extends into vidyagaymes
Unfortunately, the Sharty is one of those places. Since the age to use the site was 16 for a while, it means that child predators are attracted to soyjak related anything like flies to fecies. You can ban as many as you can but they'll keep coming as long as it looks child friendly.
Quote's cacacaust makes me think he would agree that if we just banned all of the children and got rid of them, we wouldn't have any pedophiles here.
So here's some ideas I have. I'm a SLF and I won't help program any of this but this is what I'm thinking.
>Warning on opening the site
A banner that pops up on the screen, something official looking with a black background and big red text saying "THIS SITE IS 18+ ADULTS ONLY". That's going to for sure scare children. Especially since, as a child, you don't know that if you press the "I am 18 or over" button that they won't be sucked into the computer and forever damned, or something. Or something.
>Make the UI less friendly
Just make light mode the default. Or you could just destroy all the beautiful work put into the current one and make it look like a shock site from 2005.
>Interrogate suspected children
Someone typing like an idiot? Not using proper punctuation? Doesn't know how to use a semicolon; Doesn't know what a semicolon is? Draws like shit?
Grill them. The cacas snap under pressure like a twig. Just get like 3 moderators to discuss it publicly.
>Force proper grammar
If we all type correctly, it makes me look and feel like a big man. My father never had big man talk with me, how do I make a baby? I want to have a baby.
Soyspeak would take a bit, althoughbeit if you're creative you can still use it. Or something along those lines.
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alson2
Jakpartian warrior.
3 weeks ago#329283
Thub also hated Averi, I was for an entire year exposing Averiniggers, writting articles and all of that and slandering them all over /soy/ just so the only niggers that listen to me are THIS zoophile, the tranny lolinigger of Thub and some random foot fetishist furry on /soy/, I just can't take it anymore.Thub made this excuse in his deleted yt channel minus the last part
soyGODTNDmaster
Not everything I say and do is serious btw if that matters
3 weeks ago#329949
Bro do you see how retarded you sound saying that? Like how many times did you have to suck quote’s dick to think like this?Pedophiles, being attracted to children, tend to try to get as close to them as possible. It could be getting a job at a school, public places, theme parks, babysitting, or making friends with people with kids, or even having kids themselves.
Most of them also float onto online spaces popular with children trying to find them, you see this in stuff like Garry's Mod, FNAF, Roblox, Minecraft, most other videogames too. This extends into vidyagaymes
Unfortunately, the Sharty is one of those places. Since the age to use the site was 16 for a while, it means that child predators are attracted to soyjak related anything like flies to fecies. You can ban as many as you can but they'll keep coming as long as it looks child friendly.
Quote's cacacaust makes me think he would agree that if we just banned all of the children and got rid of them, we wouldn't have any pedophiles here.
So here's some ideas I have. I'm a SLF and I won't help program any of this but this is what I'm thinking.
>Warning on opening the site
A banner that pops up on the screen, something official looking with a black background and big red text saying "THIS SITE IS 18+ ADULTS ONLY". That's going to for sure scare children. Especially since, as a child, you don't know that if you press the "I am 18 or over" button that they won't be sucked into the computer and forever damned, or something. Or something.
>Make the UI less friendly
Just make light mode the default. Or you could just destroy all the beautiful work put into the current one and make it look like a shock site from 2005.
>Interrogate suspected children
Someone typing like an idiot? Not using proper punctuation? Doesn't know how to use a semicolon; Doesn't know what a semicolon is? Draws like shit?
Grill them. The cacas snap under pressure like a twig. Just get like 3 moderators to discuss it publicly.
>Force proper grammar
If we all type correctly, it makes me look and feel like a big man. My father never had big man talk with me, how do I make a baby? I want to have a baby.
Soyspeak would take a bit, althoughbeit if you're creative you can still use it. Or something along those lines.
it is sooooo easy to get rid of all pedos on the sharty. What’s the solution you may ask?
BAN ALL OFFSITERS AND BAN ALL (((BAIT))) like the soytan sex mod guy who is obviously working with a small team on a ‘cord server and any ‘oodists who keeps shitting up raids as well as frogniggers who basically are foot soldiers for these shitskins by defending what they do and blaming it on “nusois” when NUSOIS ARE LITERALLY THE MOST ANTI FURRY AND ANTI BAIT AND ANTI OFFSITER generation in history but yet quote keeps these furries and ‘corders AS HIS OWN STAFF!
also ban all EPI, this shit is the reason why quote banned half of the users HE WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER EPI AND SHITTYBAIT OVER ACTUALLY POSTING SOYJAKS AND PROTECTING THE USERS OF THIS PLATFORM!! LIKE IS HE CRAZY!?
KYS QUOTE AND YOUR NIGGER OFFSITE FURRY FILLED BAIT CABAL!
alson2
Jakpartian warrior.
oscari
My greatest enemies are Satan and myself; they're working in tandem.
3 weeks ago#332528
well you can say pedos get out as much as you want but as long as they know there's kids here, they're going to comePersonally i think that the only solution here is banning pedo dogwhistles or being clearer that pedos are not allowed here, because
>+18 warnings are pointless and easily skipable
>ID verification is fed bullshit
>The last thing made for protecting minors was 1/28 and sucked
Yeah, keep going with the TPD memes because i don't think we could do anything else, sadly
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