Idea on how to rid the site of pedophiles in the future (not a joke thread; read)

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oscari

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2 days ago#320090
Pedophiles, being attracted to children, tend to try to get as close to them as possible. It could be getting a job at a school, public places, theme parks, babysitting, or making friends with people with kids, or even having kids themselves.
Most of them also float onto online spaces popular with children trying to find them, you see this in stuff like Garry's Mod, FNAF, Roblox, Minecraft, most other videogames too. This extends into vidyagaymes
Unfortunately, the Sharty is one of those places. Since the age to use the site was 16 for a while, it means that child predators are attracted to soyjak related anything like flies to fecies. You can ban as many as you can but they'll keep coming as long as it looks child friendly.
Quote's cacacaust makes me think he would agree that if we just banned all of the children and got rid of them, we wouldn't have any pedophiles here.
So here's some ideas I have. I'm a SLF and I won't help program any of this but this is what I'm thinking.
>Warning on opening the site
A banner that pops up on the screen, something official looking with a black background and big red text saying "THIS SITE IS 18+ ADULTS ONLY". That's going to for sure scare children. Especially since, as a child, you don't know that if you press the "I am 18 or over" button that they won't be sucked into the computer and forever damned, or something. Or something.
>Make the UI less friendly
Just make light mode the default. Or you could just destroy all the beautiful work put into the current one and make it look like a shock site from 2005.
>Interrogate suspected children
Someone typing like an idiot? Not using proper punctuation? Doesn't know how to use a semicolon; Doesn't know what a semicolon is? Draws like shit?
Grill them. The cacas snap under pressure like a twig. Just get like 3 moderators to discuss it publicly.
>Force proper grammar
If we all type correctly, it makes me look and feel like a big man. My father never had big man talk with me, how do I make a baby? I want to have a baby.
Soyspeak would take a bit, althoughbeit if you're creative you can still use it. Or something along those lines.
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alson2

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2 days ago#327717·
The heya hoya that draws realistic animal porn is going to tell us about degenerate paraphiles infiltrating this community, really?
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alson2

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2 days ago#328701
>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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2 days ago#328762
alson2
>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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Thub made this excuse in his deleted yt channel minus the last part :kek:
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2 days ago#329283
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>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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Thub made this excuse in his deleted yt channel minus the last part :kek:
Thub also hated Averi, I was for an entire year exposing Averiniggers, writting articles and all of that and slandering them all over /soy/ just so the only niggers that listen to me are THIS zoophile, the tranny lolinigger of Thub and some random foot fetishist furry on /soy/, I just can't take it anymore.
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2 days ago#329949
oscari
Pedophiles, being attracted to children, tend to try to get as close to them as possible. It could be getting a job at a school, public places, theme parks, babysitting, or making friends with people with kids, or even having kids themselves.
Most of them also float onto online spaces popular with children trying to find them, you see this in stuff like Garry's Mod, FNAF, Roblox, Minecraft, most other videogames too. This extends into vidyagaymes
Unfortunately, the Sharty is one of those places. Since the age to use the site was 16 for a while, it means that child predators are attracted to soyjak related anything like flies to fecies. You can ban as many as you can but they'll keep coming as long as it looks child friendly.
Quote's cacacaust makes me think he would agree that if we just banned all of the children and got rid of them, we wouldn't have any pedophiles here.
So here's some ideas I have. I'm a SLF and I won't help program any of this but this is what I'm thinking.
>Warning on opening the site
A banner that pops up on the screen, something official looking with a black background and big red text saying "THIS SITE IS 18+ ADULTS ONLY". That's going to for sure scare children. Especially since, as a child, you don't know that if you press the "I am 18 or over" button that they won't be sucked into the computer and forever damned, or something. Or something.
>Make the UI less friendly
Just make light mode the default. Or you could just destroy all the beautiful work put into the current one and make it look like a shock site from 2005.
>Interrogate suspected children
Someone typing like an idiot? Not using proper punctuation? Doesn't know how to use a semicolon; Doesn't know what a semicolon is? Draws like shit?
Grill them. The cacas snap under pressure like a twig. Just get like 3 moderators to discuss it publicly.
>Force proper grammar
If we all type correctly, it makes me look and feel like a big man. My father never had big man talk with me, how do I make a baby? I want to have a baby.
Soyspeak would take a bit, althoughbeit if you're creative you can still use it. Or something along those lines.
Bro do you see how retarded you sound saying that? Like how many times did you have to suck quote’s dick to think like this?
it is sooooo easy to get rid of all pedos on the sharty. What’s the solution you may ask?
BAN ALL OFFSITERS AND BAN ALL (((BAIT))) like the soytan sex mod guy who is obviously working with a small team on a ‘cord server and any ‘oodists who keeps shitting up raids as well as frogniggers who basically are foot soldiers for these shitskins by defending what they do and blaming it on “nusois” when NUSOIS ARE LITERALLY THE MOST ANTI FURRY AND ANTI BAIT AND ANTI OFFSITER generation in history but yet quote keeps these furries and ‘corders AS HIS OWN STAFF!

also ban all EPI, this shit is the reason why quote banned half of the users HE WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER EPI AND SHITTYBAIT OVER ACTUALLY POSTING SOYJAKS AND PROTECTING THE USERS OF THIS PLATFORM!! LIKE IS HE CRAZY!?

KYS QUOTE AND YOUR NIGGER OFFSITE FURRY FILLED BAIT CABAL!
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2 days ago#331794
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>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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Thub made this excuse in his deleted yt channel minus the last part :kek:
it's literally the same situation.
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2 days ago#332039
Uncle_Spaghettio
>forcing ESLs to use proper grammar or else they get interrogated Post #116826
Quote do dis
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2 days ago#332108
alson2
>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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alson I need to tell you something
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2 days ago#332191
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>nah mayne it's the jardee condeming my zoophilic acts fugg... I need to force my characters no one gives a shit about while shitting on averifags for no reason.
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alson I need to tell you something
>i'm trans btw
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oscari

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2 days ago#332223
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alson I need to tell you something
>i'm trans btw
no it's that I actually kinda like averi
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loot

BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS

2 days ago#332245
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>i'm trans btw
no it's that I actually kinda like averi
well averi SUCKS
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oscari

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2 days ago#332340
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no it's that I actually kinda like averi
well averi SUCKS
@alson2 this guy's a zoophile, obviously
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2 days ago#332363
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>i'm trans btw
no it's that I actually kinda like averi
>zoonigger likes averi
tell me something i don't know
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BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS

2 days ago#332448
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well averi SUCKS
@alson2 this guy's a zoophile, obviously
margecoal
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oscari

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2 days ago#332450
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no it's that I actually kinda like averi
>zoonigger likes averi
tell me something i don't know
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she's cute thoughbeit
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oscari

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2 days ago#332480
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oscari
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@alson2 this guy's a zoophile, obviously
margecoal
pypo that hate the averi are le zoo or however the alson two's
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oscari

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2 days ago#332528
UltraFentReactor67
Personally i think that the only solution here is banning pedo dogwhistles or being clearer that pedos are not allowed here, because
>+18 warnings are pointless and easily skipable
>ID verification is fed bullshit
>The last thing made for protecting minors was 1/28 and sucked
Yeah, keep going with the TPD memes because i don't think we could do anything else, sadly
well you can say pedos get out as much as you want but as long as they know there's kids here, they're going to come
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Granite

This site is gradually turning into 4cuck.

2 days ago#336765
Just declare furniggers and broniggers as an hostile community
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Granite

This site is gradually turning into 4cuck.

2 days ago#337025
Ima be honest, cacacaust didn't solve the pedophilia problem and instead it killed the site's raid population.
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