ONGEZELLIG REVIEW

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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#103231
about time
PART 1+2
so we start off with 3 characters, coco mymy and maya
maya is the neet aka the representation of all the people watching
mymy is racist so that represents the other half or honestly just covers all demographics of the people who are watching the show
coco is the based gigachad that maya hates because she's too "extroverted"
overarching problem for the entirety of the deels is that a history presentation has to be done, and one of the jokes at the start is that coco really thinks maya's tentacle porn addiction is a real phenomenon and presents it which is a really gay joke
there are some more subtle things like the teacher and coco being represented as scarier through maya's point of view
PART 3
the next of the deels all feature some racist joke by mymy to hook the viewer into watching this shit again
find out mymy larping as dutch but is a jap which was kind of funny
assigned presentation about home countries which mymy ropes into being done earlier for some godawful reason
"i have aids" excuse was kind of funny
maya ends up back in her hugbox safe space confined toilet room at the end
PART 4
maya growing more angry with coco bossing her around, le character growth?
maya thinks about all the shit coco will ask her involving another crude "bed creaking at night" joke we get it massa this is some neet turbofag i got the fucking clue in deel 1
coco offers to have maya work with them because shes nice and mymy larps again but as some doctor this time
mymy calls maya an autist which was actually pretty funny
mymy lights up at the word "concentration" to play into the only fucking trait she has which is being a fucking chud
maya suspicious of coco, gay little artstyle change
le realistic panic attack at the end
PART 5
mymy gets owned by the libs at the start because belgium had good paintings or whatever
kind of good reference to belgian congo slicing nigger hands off
bunch of gay meta humor "animation is x" jokes sprinkled throughout this deel
maya pressed by same questions she thought the sisters were going to ask because shes such a fucking paranoid schizo fucking hell
coco owns java by saying she has no friends which then leads to papaya saying to coocoo that she has no parents and then gets shoved out a window and dies
PART 6
maya about to "long way down" but massa isn't too much of a brainlet so plays maya off as an attentionwhore, making her friends no longer a safe space
YOU'RE CRINGE OWN
maya turns into skibidi toilet for a while
maya has a flashback prepping her to be an epic girlboss and not need nobody until the presentation is brought back after disappearing for half the deels
stopped by coco when rushing out of the bathroom and apologized to, said that presentation was finished up by mymy which would have you think its uber racist
clarified by coco that it would be alright and that she gave her some "pointers" which you wouldn't think would actually happen to be touched upon
ACKSHUALLY mymy did listen blowing the viewers socks off and getting maya to pass her grade
treated to a a shot of maya still walled off from coco and mymy playing a game which is supposed to be representational of her distrust or whatever

overall it was pretty lame but not as lame as i thought, a lot of the jokes were cheesy and retarded and definitely was trying to play too much into the racist and NEET demographics of the audience but one of the deels i thought wasn't actually that bad at all was part 6, i kind of liked that one
the others were okay at best, i think part 1+2 was my least favorite
definitely wipes the floor with terrible mouse
6/10
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birdbrain

NEVER KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE

1 month ago#103326
a true return to cartoon reviews, soyfrillas can heart xis heart out
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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#103336(edited 1 month ago)
birdbrain
a true return to cartoon reviews, soyfrillas can heart xis heart out
schafrillas can suck my monster penis im a better cartoon reviewer than he ever will be
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

1 month ago#103341
No offense but this is less of a review and more of a summary of what you watched. I really don't care about the content that I already know about. I wanna know what you think about it.
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birdbrain

NEVER KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE

1 month ago#103346
Nabbv
No offense but this is less of a review and more of a summary of what you watched. I really don't care about the content that I already know about. I wanna know what you think about it.
you'd be surprised with how many reviewers these days do the exact same thing but without quirky soyspeak to make it different
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

1 month ago#103350
birdbrain
Nabbv
Show quoted text
No offense but this is less of a review and more of a summary of what you watched. I really don't care about the content that I already know about. I wanna know what you think about it.
you'd be surprised with how many reviewers these days do the exact same thing but without quirky soyspeak to make it different
I know and it's annoying
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birdbrain

NEVER KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE

1 month ago#103361
Nabbv
birdbrain
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you'd be surprised with how many reviewers these days do the exact same thing but without quirky soyspeak to make it different
I know and it's annoying
those who know
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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#103363
Nabbv
No offense but this is less of a review and more of a summary of what you watched. I really don't care about the content that I already know about. I wanna know what you think about it.
a lot of the jokes fall flat and sometimes cross into being too "meta" (a huge example would be the "animation is so hard!" joke cliche) and tries too hard to appeal to NEETS. i don't know what studio massa was thinking when he didn't want those people as his audience but then hard appealed to those people as an audience. the story is okay, its about maya kind of indirectly overcoming some deep-seated hatred for the more successful sisters and i liked how at the end it still wasn't resolved. there's an understanding there that such a process takes time and can't be solved with just one encounter.
animation was alright, there were some alright references but it did kind of slow down a little too much at some points and was kind of a little too fast at others. some of the attempts at subversion didn't really land, but one that did was mymy actually clearing out most of the racist shit from the presentation at the end. its a mixed bag with a couple things holding it back but it ends up as a 6/10 from me.
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Nabbv

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1 month ago#103366
sisa9000
Nabbv
Show quoted text
No offense but this is less of a review and more of a summary of what you watched. I really don't care about the content that I already know about. I wanna know what you think about it.
a lot of the jokes fall flat and sometimes cross into being too "meta" (a huge example would be the "animation is so hard!" joke cliche) and tries too hard to appeal to NEETS. i don't know what studio massa was thinking when he didn't want those people as his audience but then hard appealed to those people as an audience. the story is okay, its about maya kind of indirectly overcoming some deep-seated hatred for the more successful sisters and i liked how at the end it still wasn't resolved. there's an understanding there that such a process takes time and can't be solved with just one encounter.
animation was alright, there were some alright references but it did kind of slow down a little too much at some points and was kind of a little too fast at others. some of the attempts at subversion didn't really land, but one that did was mymy actually clearing out most of the racist shit from the presentation at the end. its a mixed bag with a couple things holding it back but it ends up as a 6/10 from me.
I'm raping you for giving this piece of shit a 6/10
1 month ago#103367
Nabbv
sisa9000
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a lot of the jokes fall flat and sometimes cross into being too "meta" (a huge example would be the "animation is so hard!" joke cliche) and tries too hard to appeal to NEETS. i don't know what studio massa was thinking when he didn't want those people as his audience but then hard appealed to those people as an audience. the story is okay, its about maya kind of indirectly overcoming some deep-seated hatred for the more successful sisters and i liked how at the end it still wasn't resolved. there's an understanding there that such a process takes time and can't be solved with just one encounter.
animation was alright, there were some alright references but it did kind of slow down a little too much at some points and was kind of a little too fast at others. some of the attempts at subversion didn't really land, but one that did was mymy actually clearing out most of the racist shit from the presentation at the end. its a mixed bag with a couple things holding it back but it ends up as a 6/10 from me.
I'm raping you for giving this piece of shit a 6/10
sisa9000 won
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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#103368
Nabbv
sisa9000
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a lot of the jokes fall flat and sometimes cross into being too "meta" (a huge example would be the "animation is so hard!" joke cliche) and tries too hard to appeal to NEETS. i don't know what studio massa was thinking when he didn't want those people as his audience but then hard appealed to those people as an audience. the story is okay, its about maya kind of indirectly overcoming some deep-seated hatred for the more successful sisters and i liked how at the end it still wasn't resolved. there's an understanding there that such a process takes time and can't be solved with just one encounter.
animation was alright, there were some alright references but it did kind of slow down a little too much at some points and was kind of a little too fast at others. some of the attempts at subversion didn't really land, but one that did was mymy actually clearing out most of the racist shit from the presentation at the end. its a mixed bag with a couple things holding it back but it ends up as a 6/10 from me.
I'm raping you for giving this piece of shit a 6/10
i try to be as neutral as i can. i was thinking of giving it a 5/10 but deel 6 pushed it to a 6/10
1 month ago#103450
Deel 1 and 2- 10/10
Deel 3- 10/10
Deel 4- 10/10
Deel 5- 10/10
Deel 5- 9/10 (It ended so one point taken)
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weakspaget

I like bait, how could you tell?

1 month ago#103527
Shame it ended early, it had some really nice potential
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Beni

“Yeah and im soot”

1 month ago#103546
weakspaget
Shame it ended early, it had some really nice potential
Every show should end after Season 3
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weakspaget

I like bait, how could you tell?

1 month ago#103592
Beni
weakspaget
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Shame it ended early, it had some really nice potential
Every show should end after Season 3
Baited nococo
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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#103648(edited 1 month ago)
@custard if you're going to move this one to multimedia (or whoever it was) you should probably move these two as well. i kind of forgot to post them in multimedia so this reminded me i should have :neutral:
https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2925?page=2#p102149
https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2951?page=7#p103400
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Rot

It's only good when I'm having fun

1 month ago#177230

ayo sisa9000 what the helly you doin in the zarty GC bruh? Caught in freakin 4k we leakin ts. What you chattin 'bout in there?
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sisa9000

there's nothing

1 month ago#177240
Rot

ayo sisa9000 what the helly you doin in the zarty GC bruh? Caught in freakin 4k we leakin ts. What you chattin 'bout in there?
little nigga aint showing the left tab
stop inviting me...
1 month ago#177247
sisa9000
Rot
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ayo sisa9000 what the helly you doin in the zarty GC bruh? Caught in freakin 4k we leakin ts. What you chattin 'bout in there?
little nigga aint showing the left tab
stop inviting me...
this your punishment for hating zellig
1 month ago#177256
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT
Deel 1 and 2- 10/10
Deel 3- 10/10
Deel 4- 10/10
Deel 5- 10/10
Deel 5- 9/10 (It ended so one point taken)
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