I attempted to condense the essence of a slopjak into political cartoon form

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Hans_Amsler

I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old.

21 hours ago#636186

Was I successful?

Hans_Amsler

I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old.

21 hours ago#636265

Eshelionite↗
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Wait do u actually draw this
well yes
That's crazy ur a real human being

idk what else i'd be. an alien?

Eshelionite

Geg! Its wooden!

21 hours ago#636268

Hans_Amsler↗
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That's crazy ur a real human being
idk what else i'd be. an alien?

I'd wish

Hans_Amsler

I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old.

21 hours ago#636269

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No
No what
I do not think it is a slopjak
He said the essence of a slopjak.
Yeah but that's not a slopjak, that's just a branigger thing

This is a Branigger^

THIS is a slopjak

i consider braniggerjaks to be spiritually slopjaks because they have all the symbols packed onto them and they're fat

Eshelionite

Geg! Its wooden!

21 hours ago#636277

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He said the essence of a slopjak.
Yeah but that's not a slopjak, that's just a branigger thing

This is a Branigger^

THIS is a slopjak

Brandon?

Eshelionite

Geg! Its wooden!

21 hours ago#636279

Hans_Amsler↗
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Yeah but that's not a slopjak, that's just a branigger thing

This is a Branigger^

THIS is a slopjak
i consider braniggerjaks to be spiritually slopjaks because they have all the symbols packed onto them and they're fat

Thank you

Admre

Something’s fishy…

21 hours ago#636285

Admre↗
What if Eshelionites name was actually YoungShelly-onite and he was a super genius kid from Texas in the 1980s

Bump because was on first page

Eshelionite

Geg! Its wooden!

20 hours ago#636370

Admre↗
What if Eshelionites name was actually YoungShelly-onite and he was a super genius kid from Texas in the 1980s

I randomly decided to make something ending in nite since it sounds epic but it probably has some historical records of it being an ethnicity

Margarine_Man

FULL OF LOVE

20 hours ago#636665

He needs to be muscular and swarthy

CacaBoreanWarrior

bee double (you) sea

20 hours ago#636668

GGF777

Watching gayniggers from outerspace

20 hours ago#636694

Kaiser↗
this is more of a branigger than a slopjak, but its pretty fine

I mean like, branigger counts as a slopjak

Kaiser

Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow

20 hours ago#636703

GGF777↗
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this is more of a branigger than a slopjak, but its pretty fine
I mean like, branigger counts as a slopjak

he's just obese and ugly, he needs to also be brown and distorted

GGF777

Watching gayniggers from outerspace

20 hours ago#636705

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He said the essence of a slopjak.
Yeah but that's not a slopjak, that's just a branigger thing

This is a Branigger^

THIS is a slopjak

oh nevermind i guess branigger doesn't get anywhere close :sob:

Scobfty

Contributing absolutely nothing like always.

18 hours ago#637823

Should have made your signature more prominent so it feels more like Ben Garrison's.

Hans_Amsler

I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old.

18 hours ago#637848

Scobfty↗
Should have made your signature more prominent so it feels more like Ben Garrison's.

GEG I should do dis. I oughta make my little character sitting at a drawing desk and saying a snarky little boomer quip too

DerSoylentDrinker

Status pending approval

16 hours ago#638569

Hans_Amsler↗
Was I successful?

feels like Ben Garrison

Nabbv

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16 hours ago#638577

Hans_Amsler↗
Scobfty↗
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Should have made your signature more prominent so it feels more like Ben Garrison's.
GEG I should do dis. I oughta make my little character sitting at a drawing desk and saying a snarky little boomer quip too

do this NOW this will be fucking hilarious

bypassedcaptcha

16 hours ago#639057

Hans_Amsler↗
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Yeah but that's not a slopjak, that's just a branigger thing

This is a Branigger^

THIS is a slopjak
i consider braniggerjaks to be spiritually slopjaks because they have all the symbols packed onto them and they're fat

Branigger jaks are slopjaks because they have no real meaning now