Zat 'Sphere gonna end in april 13 2029

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YourLocalChud899

Truthnvked_Rest-in-shit

1 day ago#380622
I was alerted by the messiah:admin Ϫ
I am the alerter, the informer who will educate all of you the darkest times of the 'sphere
Here's the prophecy:
April 13 2029

Darkest Times Ever.
'teens are able to move between lands, thunder strikes as war is endless, 'teens get up and say, "JUST SHUT IT DOWN" suddenly a dark light is seen on the sky, it's a blackhole, a singularity who will shut it down [literally] after that, admin Ϫ say "behold my son. You can rescue the world, you shall buy the world for a great soul and all hope is restored."
I was then passed out. It was 9:00 pm
After that, i did my things until admin Ϫ (in his soyjak form), informs me that the world will enter the 4th industrial revolution in September 19 2059, after that he said an wise thing:
"Son. Show it to everyone. Admin 6 will not destroy the world. On
December 25 2089 i will appear and restore the world as it was to everyone , SON!" After that, i was informed with a wiki page, i read it entirely.
And so the prophecy was made for us!
"August 29 2029" something will happen. But with hope, we can restore the sharty and everyone to the greatest times ever, the old lands of soot (or other's admin if you prefer)command's was peace and soyjak posting. Don't cry my lads, as admin Ϫ WILL! RESTORE EVERYONE, TO THE GREATEST TIMES!
This is an message you should READ!
Bye!

- YourLocalChud
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Vale

aliens won!

1 day ago#380628
Toma tu medicina
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SawK

Too Christpilled

1 day ago#380630
:informative:
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soyGODTNDmaster

Not everything I say and do is serious btw if that matters

1 day ago#380632
NO DONT SHUT IT DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Trodaire

I HATE anyone who doesn't agree with me

1 day ago#380635(edited 1 day ago)
YourLocalChud899
I was alerted by the messiah:admin Ϫ
I am the alerter, the informer who will educate all of you the darkest times of the 'sphere
Here's the prophecy:
April 13 2029
Darkest Times Ever.
'teens are able to move between lands, thunder strikes as war is endless, 'teens get up and say, "JUST SHUT IT DOWN" suddenly a dark light is seen on the sky, it's a blackhole, a singularity who will shut it down [literally] after that, admin Ϫ say "behold my son. You can rescue the world, you shall buy the world for a great soul and all hope is restored."
I was then passed out. It was 9:00 pm
After that, i did my things until admin Ϫ (in his soyjak form), informs me that the world will enter the 4th industrial revolution in September 19 2059, after that he said an wise thing:
"Son. Show it to everyone. Admin 6 will not destroy the world. On
December 25 2089 i will appear and restore the world as it was to everyone , SON!" After that, i was informed with a wiki page, i read it entirely.
And so the prophecy was made for us!
"August 29 2029" something will happen. But with hope, we can restore the sharty and everyone to the greatest times ever, the old lands of soot (or other's admin if you prefer)command's was peace and soyjak posting. Don't cry my lads, as admin Ϫ WILL! RESTORE EVERYONE, TO THE GREATEST TIMES!
This is an message you should READ!
Bye!
- YourLocalChud
NEVER TAKE MEDS! I VILL NOT EAT ZE BUGS
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Pseudo

Keep calm and carry on

1 day ago#380640
Jimbo is admin thrembo
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million

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1 day ago#380641
Now we just gotta wait.
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