i need advice on how to pick up women

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4 months ago#361891
it is finally time for me to start getting acquainted with that girl i have a crush on. any tips?
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Broot

scholarly

4 months ago#364343
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
Broot
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>chubby
>not bpd
pick 1
why do you niggas all like fat women
like i said my ideal woman doesn't have to be chubby
all the preferences except for that one are mandatory
If you want to remake one of those plapjak memes then go ahead
as for the crush advice, dont get attached to random women so easily, you have to make them think that they need you and not vice versa
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ItzDingle

ill be back

4 months ago#364349
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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Let me ask first, what are the red flags of your crush?
my preference for women are:
- white (preferably slavic)
- not evil or bpd
- cuddly
- can provide emotional support
- chubby
Slavic women are top
4 months ago#364356(edited 1 month ago)
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4 months ago#364398(edited 1 month ago)
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ItzDingle

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4 months ago#364415
Broot
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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like i said my ideal woman doesn't have to be chubby
all the preferences except for that one are mandatory
If you want to remake one of those plapjak memes then go ahead
as for the crush advice, dont get attached to random women so easily, you have to make them think that they need you and not vice versa
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ItzDingle

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4 months ago#364433
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT
My ideal woman is a 600lb immobile snowbunny
HOLY TRVKE, MAKE THAT KILOGRAMS
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ItzDingle

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4 months ago#364434
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT
half you niggas probably got restraining orders on your asses :kek:
Nah das true doe
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ItzDingle

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4 months ago#364441
soyGODTNDmaster
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half you niggas probably got restraining orders on your asses :kek:
When I was in the 8th grade there was a girl who was a lesbian (actually) and I had no interest in her. years later, when I tried to contact her to get in contact with another girl that she knows (SISA) she said that “you were acting creepy around me” I said HOW!? She then said “ just looking at me”
like this dyke seriously thought that I was a creep? When I wasn’t even interested in her, like are you fucking kidding me? I didn’t even talk to her that much and I wasn’t interested in her, but she still accused me of that. fucking foids man, it is crap like this that make me lose all my confidence.
So many foids like dis in society, sad
4 months ago#364463
soyGODTNDmaster
ItzDingle
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XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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my preference for women are:
- white (preferably slavic)
- not evil or bpd
- cuddly
- can provide emotional support
- chubby
Slavic women are top
Post #103910
real, especially Ukrainian woman, least I live in an area with a large disposa of Ukrainians
me too
4 months ago#364470
Pseudo
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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froot was right about the 'ru
He has said many things about various sites, what in particular
that all of you deserve to be boiled in a vat of liquid shit
4 months ago#364476(edited 1 month ago)
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Pseudo

Keep calm and carry on.

4 months ago#364488
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
Pseudo
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He has said many things about various sites, what in particular
that all of you deserve to be boiled in a vat of liquid shit
Sounds jewish
4 months ago#364491(edited 1 month ago)
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4 months ago#364512
soyGODTNDmaster
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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soyGODTNDmaster
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Post #103910
real, especially Ukrainian woman, least I live in an area with a large disposa of Ukrainians
me too
Wait, what ethnicity are you? And do you live in Western Canada by chance?
i'm pennsylvania dutch and you can probably guess where i live based off of that
4 months ago#364521(edited 1 month ago)
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4 months ago#364533
Granite
Colorlesspy
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dont ask us like a miserable pussy nigger that cant even speak out against wemen maybe
Hi colorlesspy
hi granite
4 months ago#364540
Eshelionite
GIVE ME A WOMAN THAT WILL BRUISE ME
im not a woman but I will gladly bruise you twin :wholesome:
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Zonky

PM me if you need something

4 months ago#364542
Show them your soybooru account
4 months ago#364571
soyGODTNDmaster
XX_IwajuGoyim_XX
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soyGODTNDmaster
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Wait, what ethnicity are you? And do you live in Western Canada by chance?
i'm pennsylvania dutch and you can probably guess where i live based off of that
Western Pennsylvania or Pittsburgh award
i do reside in pa, but where exactly i'll leave up to your imagination
4 months ago#364591(edited 1 month ago)
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