lady-killer
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2 months ago#303279
I used to pick my brother and his friends up from school in my shitty car, and when they'd complain about my driving I'd tell them "If you think it's so easy why don't you drive?" and I'd cross my arms like a self little fuck in picrel:
and just floor the gas and force my little brother in the passenger seat to drive the steering wheel or else we'd crash. I've done this above 5 times now.
and just floor the gas and force my little brother in the passenger seat to drive the steering wheel or else we'd crash. I've done this above 5 times now.
cocoschoppenboer
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2 months ago#303324
i havent lived a life fulfilling enough to recall anything funny i have done irl
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Philippe
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2 months ago#303475
I kept breaking into my stepdads workshop as a caca just to steal alcohol. When it was found out that i kept stealing alcohol, my stepdad put a shitty combination lock on his workshop, i learned to pick. Then when my stepdad found out i could open up the lock. He put an Abloy lock on it (one of the best locks). I learned to read his sleeping pattern ,snoring means hes drunk and wont remember how much he drank. Then i kept stealing his keys. the final nail in the coffin was when he started hiding his keys.
The story itself isn't that funny. I just find it funny how i kept obsessing over the alcohol in his workshop.
The story itself isn't that funny. I just find it funny how i kept obsessing over the alcohol in his workshop.
Philippe
Herring Choker
2 months ago#303497
I did this when i was a caca. If you see your child doing the same shit i did. Get immediate counseling. even if it happens once. i'm a messI kept breaking into my stepdads workshop as a caca just to steal alcohol. When it was found out that i kept stealing alcohol, my stepdad put a shitty combination lock on his workshop, i learned to pick. Then when my stepdad found out i could open up the lock. He put an Abloy lock on it (one of the best locks). I learned to read his sleeping pattern ,snoring means hes drunk and wont remember how much he drank. Then i kept stealing his keys. the final nail in the coffin was when he started hiding his keys.
The story itself isn't that funny. I just find it funny how i kept obsessing over the alcohol in his workshop.
lady-killer
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2 months ago#303503
geg did ur stepdad ever confront you on stealing his fix or did he just keep upgrading the lock and not mention it?I kept breaking into my stepdads workshop as a caca just to steal alcohol. When it was found out that i kept stealing alcohol, my stepdad put a shitty combination lock on his workshop, i learned to pick. Then when my stepdad found out i could open up the lock. He put an Abloy lock on it (one of the best locks). I learned to read his sleeping pattern ,snoring means hes drunk and wont remember how much he drank. Then i kept stealing his keys. the final nail in the coffin was when he started hiding his keys.
The story itself isn't that funny. I just find it funny how i kept obsessing over the alcohol in his workshop.
Philippe
Herring Choker
2 months ago#303512
Nah he made my mother talk to me about it most of the time.geg did ur stepdad ever confront you on stealing his fix or did he just keep upgrading the lock and not mention it?Show quoted text
I kept breaking into my stepdads workshop as a caca just to steal alcohol. When it was found out that i kept stealing alcohol, my stepdad put a shitty combination lock on his workshop, i learned to pick. Then when my stepdad found out i could open up the lock. He put an Abloy lock on it (one of the best locks). I learned to read his sleeping pattern ,snoring means hes drunk and wont remember how much he drank. Then i kept stealing his keys. the final nail in the coffin was when he started hiding his keys.
The story itself isn't that funny. I just find it funny how i kept obsessing over the alcohol in his workshop.
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lady-killer
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2 months ago#303540
I don't know that sounds pretty normal and not a problem, you shouldn't drink though it makes you fat and is estrogenic or whatever.Genuinely no idea. I do buy alcohol on fridays/weekends. I want to feel drunk, but i still buy like a regular "healthy" amount of alcoholShow quoted text
do u still drink or no? are you like an actual alcoholic?
Philippe
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I'm probably on the range of the average fin on alcohol consumption if not less. Does 4 well spaced out 8.0 abv beers on the same day sound normal?I don't know that sounds pretty normal and not a problem, you shouldn't drink though it makes you fat and is estrogenic or whatever.Show quoted text
Genuinely no idea. I do buy alcohol on fridays/weekends. I want to feel drunk, but i still buy like a regular "healthy" amount of alcoholShow quoted text
do u still drink or no? are you like an actual alcoholic?
lady-killer
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2 months ago#303554
that's like 8 normal beers in a night which is definitely considered above average. If you are looking forward to getting drunk on the weekend it might actually be a problem, not a super serious one but something you should def work on.I'm probably on the range of the average fin on alcohol consumption if not less. Does 4 well spaced out 8.0 abv beers on the same day sound normal?Show quoted text
I don't know that sounds pretty normal and not a problem, you shouldn't drink though it makes you fat and is estrogenic or whatever.
Philippe
Herring Choker
Yea im 18. i can Probably work that out in my lifetime. Once ill be in the workforce, i wont have time to think about alcohol consumption. Regular healthy minded people usually stop giving a shit about alcohol consuption once they reach like 30y.that's like 8 normal beers in a night which is definitely considered above average. If you are looking forward to getting drunk on the weekend it might actually be a problem, not a super serious one but something you should def work on.Show quoted text
I'm probably on the range of the average fin on alcohol consumption if not less. Does 4 well spaced out 8.0 abv beers on the same day sound normal?Show quoted text
I don't know that sounds pretty normal and not a problem, you shouldn't drink though it makes you fat and is estrogenic or whatever.
lady-killer
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2 months ago#303574
ok good because you def dont want to be one of those normalniggers that gets wasted at some snca bar in their 30s every weekend. being an alcoholic is really pathetic shit probably one of the gayest things to be addicted too only behind niggerweed and actually getting sodomized.Yea im 18. i can Probably work that out in my lifetime. Once ill be in the workforce, i wont have time to think about alcohol consumption. Regular healthy minded people usually stop giving a shit about alcohol consuption once they reach like 30y.Show quoted text
that's like 8 normal beers in a night which is definitely considered above average. If you are looking forward to getting drunk on the weekend it might actually be a problem, not a super serious one but something you should def work on.
Philippe
Herring Choker
2 months ago#303579
Yes to everything you said. Ill have to start working on my niccotine addiction too. heart problems and money yknow.ok good because you def dont want to be one of those normalniggers that gets wasted at some snca bar in their 30s every weekend. being an alcoholic is really pathetic shit probably one of the gayest things to be addicted too only behind niggerweed and actually getting sodomized.Show quoted text
Yea im 18. i can Probably work that out in my lifetime. Once ill be in the workforce, i wont have time to think about alcohol consumption. Regular healthy minded people usually stop giving a shit about alcohol consuption once they reach like 30y.Show quoted text
that's like 8 normal beers in a night which is definitely considered above average. If you are looking forward to getting drunk on the weekend it might actually be a problem, not a super serious one but something you should def work on.
Philippe
Herring Choker
2 months ago#303582
NOT CIGARETTES. Just zynsYes to everything you said. Ill have to start working on my niccotine addiction too. heart problems and money yknow.Show quoted text
ok good because you def dont want to be one of those normalniggers that gets wasted at some snca bar in their 30s every weekend. being an alcoholic is really pathetic shit probably one of the gayest things to be addicted too only behind niggerweed and actually getting sodomized.Show quoted text
Yea im 18. i can Probably work that out in my lifetime. Once ill be in the workforce, i wont have time to think about alcohol consumption. Regular healthy minded people usually stop giving a shit about alcohol consuption once they reach like 30y.Show quoted text
that's like 8 normal beers in a night which is definitely considered above average. If you are looking forward to getting drunk on the weekend it might actually be a problem, not a super serious one but something you should def work on.
lady-killer
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2 months ago#303592
nicotine will actually probably be easier, cutting alcohol can actually kill you for super bad alcoholics but you'll be fine considering you only do it on the weekend and dont have too much.Yes to everything you said. Ill have to start working on my niccotine addiction too. heart problems and money yknow.Show quoted text
ok good because you def dont want to be one of those normalniggers that gets wasted at some snca bar in their 30s every weekend. being an alcoholic is really pathetic shit probably one of the gayest things to be addicted too only behind niggerweed and actually getting sodomized.
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