considering doing rcta to become aboriginal australian

>why
It's primal and australian
Team Fortress 2 told me that Australians are really strong I think and you can't get more Australian than that

>but how are you going to do it
huffing petrol, painting my skin and adding bone to my face to make it more robust and primal looking because i think science lets you do that
>this is a bad idea
No it's not.