Why dont you have electric showers like we do in Brazil?

Why don't you you pay your electricity bills on whatsapp by dumping your personal information in a company's chatbot that will probably ignore you? We do that in Brazil.
Why don't you walk with 30 credit/debt cards in your pocket with each one serving a purpose like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you build your house with concrete like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you vote digitally like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you go to unstable terrains and build irregular houses like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you use asphalt instead of cement like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you neglect your entire population for four years until election starts and now you have to do something to get free votes like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you have a thousand different taxes and fees for everything like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you have free healthcare like we do in Brazil? There is like 10k people waiting for treatment but at least 1 survives
Why don't you hear loud music all day like we do in Brazil?
Why don't you hate Argentina like we do in Brazil?