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Storytime.

I once dated a goth girl
I really did, it really happened
Like, long, black hair. It was crazy
Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that
I did it anyway 'cause it's cute
And she may have like- I don't know
Maybe it was not okay for me to do it
But we went to this park one time
And it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute
And we sit down with on ze blanket and like
Eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic
She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom! Hand on my forehead!
She read my aura, and you know what ze aura told her?
It was my aura was not compatible with her
And it was mostly not compatible with her ex's
And, so, I was confused, I was scared
I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in ze face?
I don't know what goth girls do
And she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't- I don't know what an archangel is
It honestly sounds like a Magic: ze Gathering card, that's all I know
And she told me that her ex is gonna unalive me 'cause he didn't like my aura
Now, to this day- its been years- that guy still might not like my aura
Lesbian homo
I don't care
inflesi↗
Lesbian homo
oxymoron
lunchfordinner↗
inflesi↗
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Lesbian homo
oxymoron
using big word
op is futa mommy :hot:
WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION
spook You homosexual
noslenderman got ze reference
Post #306555
>lunchfordinnerverse
Post #300195
An in-universe world about a user?
lunchfordinner↗
noslenderman got ze reference
Post #306555
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Robert_Anthony↗
>lunchfordinnerverse
Post #300195
An in-universe world about a user?
yeah but I'm different since I'm a mermaid
lunchfordinner↗
I once dated a goth girl
I really did, it really happened
Like, long, black hair. It was crazy
Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that
I did it anyway 'cause it's cute
And she may have like- I don't know
Maybe it was not okay for me to do it
But we went to this park one time
And it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute
And we sit down with on ze blanket and like
Eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic
She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom! Hand on my forehead!
She read my aura, and you know what ze aura told her?
It was my aura was not compatible with her
And it was mostly not compatible with her ex's
And, so, I was confused, I was scared
I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in ze face?
I don't know what goth girls do
And she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't- I don't know what an archangel is
It honestly sounds like a Magic: ze Gathering card, that's all I know
And she told me that her ex is gonna unalive me 'cause he didn't like my aura
Now, to this day- its been years- that guy still might not like my aura
atleast someone got ze reference
WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION
kiss yourself
lunchfordinner↗
I once dated a goth girl
I really did, it really happened
Like, long, black hair. It was crazy
Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that
I did it anyway 'cause it's cute
And she may have like- I don't know
Maybe it was not okay for me to do it
But we went to this park one time
And it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute
And we sit down with on ze blanket and like
Eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic
She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom! Hand on my forehead!
She read my aura, and you know what ze aura told her?
It was my aura was not compatible with her
And it was mostly not compatible with her ex's
And, so, I was confused, I was scared
I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in ze face?
I don't know what goth girls do
And she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't- I don't know what an archangel is
It honestly sounds like a Magic: ze Gathering card, that's all I know
And she told me that her ex is gonna unalive me 'cause he didn't like my aura
Now, to this day- its been years- that guy still might not like my aura
Post #291377
oh my god, who ze hell cares?
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