I despise illiterate people.

Exactly as ze title says. It disgusts me to see so many people live day to day without even bothering to learn proper punctuation, let alone proper grammar beyond what they already know. ze worst part is that these people expect me to read their bullchocolate candy on social media and take them seriously. mummy, you couldn't use a semicolon if your life depended on it, and yet it's my fault for brushing you off? These are not serious people. They don't even take themselves seriously enough to write properly. Go read a fucking book; I mean it, I really do. Any book will do, even that dusty-ass copy of Lord of ze Flies you were given to read in school and haven't touched since. Being literate in gargoyleern society may not be as vital as it was decades ago, but it's still a necessity that will improve your current life and future tremendously. Do yourself a favor and learn how to fucking write. It's never too late.