Can someone make a soysphere version of this

I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a
entire ordeal.
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Office relations
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So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it
gave me some bubble guts.
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Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge
fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that
really stink.
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Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after
and got a big face full of my beef
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She contacted the facilities team and they came to a
conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or
HVAC.
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This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our
HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to
scout out the walls
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Anyway that's my story.






I want to make it a copypasta