Let's make a soyjak story
Vergilius
O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
Thought it could be fun make some scenarios I'll start
Pepe and buster are gonna rob the booru.
>you ready buster? Biggest score of our lives
<Hell yeah, gonna get me a carrot shake after this
^que the heist
Pepe and buster are gonna rob the booru.
>you ready buster? Biggest score of our lives
<Hell yeah, gonna get me a carrot shake after this
^que the heist
>Rapes everyone and leaves
Kazakh_soy
Cry me a river
>Summons Soytееn Liker who rаpes op
Vergilius
O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
>CUT! headless horsemanchad stop clowning around you're ruining the movie, we only need you to rape once so we get that dei support for supporting rape victims or whatever
>rapes the rapist and leaves
>rapes smuglet
2
^I'm in this story and care about it
>rapes nophono
^*The tentacles grow back, and the bits that you cut of magically begin regrowing back into other imperfect nophono clones*
^*all of us use our tentacals to forcefully rip you apart, limb by limb and part my part until you are shreded into nothing but a pile of chocolate-covered raisins*
Vergilius
O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
>OMG VERG!!
<hohoho ladies one at a time
<hohoho ladies one at a time
>OMG VERG!!
<hohoho ladies one at a time
, said the hallucinating ghost-hunter
<hohoho ladies one at a time
, said the hallucinating ghost-hunter
^*The tentacles grow back, and the bits that you cut of magically begin regrowing back into other imperfect nophono clones*Show quoted text
>ohhh, so you wanna play like that…
>grabs a katana and cuts every tentacle
^*all of us use our tentacals to forcefully rip you apart, limb by limb and part my part until you are shreded into nothing but a pile of chocolate-covered raisins*
>k-k-k-kgg
>this cant be…
>its the end…
>but i have one last thing to do
>finds a way to restructure himself back into a humanoid form
>the process was not perfext,y humanoid form has no arms, but 3 legs
>uses the third leg to rape nophono into oblivion
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