NEVER BUY THE OMORI PINS

Hello, my name is Lars Swinnoon. Yesterday, i went to the shady store down the street ran by a jartychad to get some milk, because its really cheap there. There, i saw some omori pins, which i bought to turn them into slopjaks. However, upon buying them, i started to shift. My skin darkened, my attraction for children was growing by the second, and awards were growing on my skin. I tried to stop it, yet i kept getting blacker and blacker, until i was vantablack. My skin kept getting darker than dark, and awards were everywhere on me. My penis turned microscopic, and i turned into a pedophilic darker than vantablack slopjak, and my consciousness is fading, as the jarty-, shemmy- and omori- chad mindset overtook me. Please, listen to me, and never buy the OMORI pins.