I don't fucking know
If the word "fat" were replaced with "fap," the primary fallout would be a catastrophic linguistic collision with modern internet slang, turning everyday health, culinary, and casual conversation into an awkward minefield of double-entendres.
Culinary & Medical Chaos
Basic nutritional guidance and health advice would sound completely absurd:
Nutrition Labels: "0g Trans Faps per serving" and "Contains essential omega-3 faps."
Diets & Fitness: "High-fap, low-carb keto meal plans" and "Cardio routines designed for maximum fap burn."
Anatomy & Medicine: Measuring "body fap percentage" or discussing "fap-soluble vitamins (A, D, E, and K)."
Cooking: "Deep-fap frying" or "rendering pork fap."
